Quirky, clever, and cute. Adherent of the Oxford comma. There's a lot more to me than than most people would guess. That's because most people don't pay attention.
Intellectual curiosity and kindness are two of the most valuable traits a person can have. And good calves don't hurt.
What I’m bad at:
Making first impressions.
Taking a hint.
What I’m bad at but enjoy anyway:
Playing the accordion.
I enjoy thinking and being challenged. By "challenged," I don't mean "fought with." I mean "have you considered it this way?" I live for that "oooohhhhhhh!" moment. I'm comfortable admitting when I don't have enough information for an opinion; I'm also comfortable admitting what my gut tells me, but that's probably not the hill I die on.
My favorite movie is "A Clockwork Orange" and my favorite band is the Buzzcocks, if that helps.
At least six of my fingers.
At least two wheels.
At least one quart of water.
At least 85% of my IQ.
But let's talk about ideal nights.
AND if you know what compromise means and aren't a giant baby.
Don't just message me "hi." Please PLEASE, I'm begging you, do NOT just email me "hi." Yes, that includes "hi how are you?" Yes, it includes "hi cutie." There are a hundred things in my profile you can respond to to start a conversation! If you can't pick ONE, you've disqualified yourself because you either are pathologically incapable of conversation or didn't read my profile. And I wrote this goddamned thing for a reason.
And no, I will not call/text/KIK/gmail you after you've sent me one message, you Nigerian bastards.