26 Austin, United States
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My self-summary
My name is Sterling.

I like amber beer, old cars and motorcycles, healthy disagreement, all types of critters, big budget action movies and low budget documentaries, people who own their words, self deprecating and/or dark humor, and sitting somewhere quietly with no need to interrupt the peacefulness. These are just things I like. Not sure how often I encounter any or all of them in a given day. I don't expect anyone to ever be 100% aligned with things I like or do. In fact, I never expect anything from anyone, except being reasonable.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm insanely passionate about the single most boring thing anyone could be...

Logistics for multi-million dollar distribution services. What went wrong with my life?
I’m really good at
Coming up with amazingly efficient solutions for other people's problems, but never implementing them myself.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books; I really like maps, history books, and historical autobiographies. I also like sci-fi (e.g. Dune), fantasy (LOTR, Joe Abercrombie,...), and mystery (Act of War).

Movies; Yes.

Shows; Archer, House, Game of Thrones, Parks and Recreation, Scrubs, Workaholics, Walking Dead, Top Gear UK Boardwalk Empire, Hell On Wheels, Orange Is The New Black (and I don't care who knows). Basically anything online, because I don't have cable.

Music; I like being able to find things I like in wide ranges of genres, and love even more when people want to introduce me to their favorite bands/artists.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Things I want to build, create, or do that I just don't have the ability to at present time, for what ever reason. They get filed away and brought up at a later time. I literally can't sleep some nights cause my head is just churning some idea about an automated cable cutter or something even more boring to most people.
On a typical Friday night I am
Helping GI Joe defeat Cobra.

In a wooded glen somewhere, punch-dancing my rage away to 80's synth-rock.
You should message me if
You like dark humor and sex puns.

You wanna get drunk with me and make ambitious plans that we never follow through on.

You're more focused on the people you're with rather than the ones in your phone.