I do not, however, imagine that those trees have reason to care for the life of this bro. Not yet. I have yet to give them reason.
So, how to describe myself. I believe I am a complicated bro, or at least as complicated as a bro can be. This melting pot of emotions and hormones are at constant conflict. Any consistency in my brohavior is surely imagined. I feel torn daily between ambition and happiness. To live the life of a simple bro, or to strive for something greater. I have given in to both sins.
Also, working at a killer new startup.
Bromeo and Juliet
Too many to list, bro. I read way more than I watch TV and movies.
Anything in the bro sub-genre of music (brostep, bro grass, bro rock, etc).
I love cooking. Some of my bro's even think I am quite good at it. However, I love cooking interesting things far more than tasty things. Just warning you, brah.
My fellow bro's.
That's eight, but I have always felt that a bro should never try to limit himself.
Anyone who can speak to me in German gets major, major bronus points. Hearing that language gives me goosebumps.
Additionally it is important that you have a good sense of humor. Despite the seriousness of my above brofile, I do have quite an active sense of humor.
Also, my actual profile is DNAKeith.