26Van Nuys, United States
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My self-summary
Hello, I'm Brooke!

I pride myself on being weird. Why would I want to be like everyone else?

I'm loud, open, and honest. I will never lie or keep my mouth shut because I'm afraid of what people will think of me. I am who I am. Take me or leave me.
What I’m doing with my life
All I ever do anymore is work and school. I'm a mortician, a funeral director's assistant, and a licensed crematory operator. I'll be a licensed funeral director in December and an embalmer a year later.
I’m really good at
Working with dead people.
The first things people usually notice about me
My mini potbelly pig who goes almost everywhere with me! Other than her, people typically comment on my super high heels, my hair, and my eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Walking Dead!
The Hunger Games, Anything by Alfred Hitchcock.
I like most music that isn't autotuned.
I love Asian, Italian, and vegan food.
Six things I could never do without
1. Pets.
2. Laptop.
3. Eyeliner.
4. Books.
5. Car.
6. Phone.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
On a typical Friday night I am
At work or at home.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm an open book. If you want to know something, ask!
You should message me if
You're interested! ;)

I work 24 hour on call shifts, so it's sometimes hard to make plans. When I get a call, I need to pretty much drop whatever I'm doing and go. My ex couldn't handle that, so only message me if you think you can.

I'm not looking for a fling, I don't want to be a side piece, I'm looking for something that can actually go somewhere.

Femmes only, please!
The two of us