27The Bronx, United States
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My self-summary
Born and raised in the Bronx. Spent sometime traveling the country now I'm back home. Quite independent. I like to describe my self a muscle geek. That awkward combination of big bang theory and the life of an 80s body builder without all the steroids. I'm always down for an adventure, so when i'm old and grey well slightly salted i can tell grand-kids "this is a terrible idea but you need to do this before you die" I'm looking for an awesome person that could keep up with when i decide to hit the city and relax at home kickin it to some Kanye and Netflix. I hope its you.
What I’m doing with my life
Enjoying the sights. Living the dream of an undercover superhero by day and a raving viking by night on a quest to find something special. Not a person per say just something special. I'm in the military and plan to make a career out of it. So If i disappear for months at a time have no fear I'm just doing my job.
I’m really good at
lifting weights and getting kicked out of planet fitness #lunklife
laughing at the average human being
Card games. Magic the gathering will always be close to my heart
being an undercover nerd, or an undercover muscle head. I cant quite tell which one I'm hiding.
Giving awesome hugs.
Yelling at insubordinate electronics
finding reasons to flex in mirrors, windows, cars, and any other reflective surface.
The first things people usually notice about me
I always want to say the muscles,but that's never the case.
Its the smile or how I look like Don Cheadle or a grown up lil Bill. I just hope one day some one confuses me for Mechad Brooks.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
God I hate having to compile list like this because i can never remember what all I've read so stick with me this will be painful and I will not like it.
Books- where then wild things are, Bearstein Bears, that kid and the peach, A Song of Ice and Fire, The hobbit, the Lord of the Ring trilogy, Art of war, Various Marvel comics.
Movies- Any and all cheesy 80s neverrunoutofammo flicks, all the batman movies the dark knight rises being my favorite, all manners of kung fu movies, anything with zak galfinahoweryouspellit or seth rogan, 007 circa Daniel Craig,
Shows- How I met your mother, Game of thrones, Lie to me, Bored to death, Workaholics, Walking Dead, Family guy, Lost, True blood,
Music- Johnny Cash, Jimi Hendrix, Eric Clapton, The Doors, Queen, five finger death punch, killswitch engage, blood has been shed, everytime i die, the dillenger escape plan, probot, radiohead, deftones, korn, bassnector steve aoki, bb king, muddy waters, son house, and finally aborigine throat music.
Food- There is not enough time in this world to describe how much I love food Ill eat anything once, I am a carnivore and carnivores need to stick together.
Six things I could never do without
My Family
my Marine Corps.
The Gym
Coke.... the soda
A good beer
and a few good friends
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to make myself a better person, not in the eyes of others but truly understanding myself.
I've been told I'm attractive enough that I'm unapproachable I wonder how is this even possible.
Are whales just trying to force evolution when they beach themselves
On a typical Friday night I am
Can range from a solemn night reading wearing my blanket as cape and hoping no one walks in, to hitting the bars with my highly tactical group of friends designed to cuase maximum party. The night usually ends with a "wheres my shirt?" or "well that escalated fast"
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Will drop hundreds of dollars on girl scout cookies at a moments notice. Youll have to ask me about the real super secret squrrel stuff
You should message me if
If you enjoy terribad pickup lines or cheesy circa 1987 one liners.
you just want to say hi
if you just want to trade compliments on our faces
If you can tell me where my profile name is from
You hate mouth breathers
If you want to wear a cape and start a bar fight with me
Think you can fill the role of Gellhorn
If you send a message I'll respond, scouts honor.
The two of us