In reality I'm a music director for a major cruise line. What that means is that I'm in charge of the musical side of the entertainment on whatever ship I happen to be working on. I also run one of the bands on board that perform live music throughout each cruise.
Also, because internet crazies are crazy:
-Won't automatically send you d*** pics
-Have a job
-Have a car
-Other important stuff I forgot to mention
P.S. I like to travel.
Making really bad puns
Rescuing small animals from burning buildings
Cosmos A Brief History of Time The Fountainhead
American Psycho Another Earth Wall Street
DOCTOR WHO Firefly Friends Game of Thrones The Newsroom The Walking Dead
Cirque du Soleil Dave Matthews Band Fallout Boy Jamiroquai Matchbox20 Sara Barreilles Stevie Wonder and many, many others.
Pepperoni Pizza Cheese Pizza Pizza Pizza
2. Pizza delivery
3. Pizza dough
4. Pizza sauce