28Hartford, United States
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My self-summary
Like really, y'all *ladies* are stingy AF with the messages. Get over yourselves. I found a girlfriend IN REAL LIFE, not on this cursed website. I was about to be one of the more interesting single serving friends you could have asked for but you were too good to say what up. Damn.
What I’m doing with my life
Apart from my 120,000+ stumbles I work, eat, exercise, sleep, hang with my friends, and mow my parents lawn every now and then.
I’m really good at
Working out and making crochet hats.
The first things people usually notice about me
I wear glasses and have a clear complexion, I refuse to invest in rogaine and am the only one who wears my color scrubs at work. Navy, bitches. My ridiculous hats of my own design if I am wearing one. I speak well and am clever.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Holes, The Stand, Where the Sidewalk Ends, Cosmos, Universe in Focus, The Martian Chronicles, The Talisman, Harry Potter, Lamb. Matilda, Spaceballs, Beerfest, Wall-e, HGTV and How It's Made. The pharcyde, dre, biggie, weezer, eminem, baroque, classical, jazz, foreign, electric, and lana . Food is important, I like burgers, italian, any asian country, any spanish country. There are countless good restaurants in the area and I'm of the opinion that if there are only mexican people at the mexican restaurant you are eating at, you've made a good call.
Six things I could never do without
Carbon Hydrogen Oxygen Nitrogen Iron and Phosphorous.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What are the mechanisms of physical, social or personal change? How do we define Aesthetics? Am I capable of both observing and creating/blending my worldview to suit my own ideals? Is morality a cultural phenomena? What is the substrate upon which the evolutionary mechanism adheres? To whom can I explain the core of my definition of a person? Is there a force behind the multiplicity of our purposeful interactions in the world?
On a typical Friday night I am
Blantons or better.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Would I rather fight one horse sized toddler or 100 toddler sized horses? Probably the horses. 1,200 pounds is a lot of toddler.
You should message me if
You drive a honda fit. You know how to play cribbage, you recognize that men possess intrinsic value as well as women and might appreciate an introduction from time to time, or are interested in some sort of crochet-off for all the marbles. My Fit for your X value.
The two of us