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My self-summary
Looking for a compassionate, super witty guy? Have I got the me for you!

Self-proclaimed geek (see: everything below), great sense of humor, I can cook, I actually like to clean (dusting, vacuuming), introverted, love hiking and geocaching, TV-fanatic, gamer, I'm very humble (but pretty amazing), and a bit (lot) of a hopeless romantic.

I think being honest, open, and transparent is incredibly important in a relationship even during the early stages. Communication is key on both sides. I'm looking for a real, committed long-term girlfriend.
What I’m doing with my life
I have degrees in Computer Animation and Graphic Design and currently work as a graphic designer in Jersey City- best job I've ever had! I also wrote a screenplay for an animated sitcom called Roadkill Rangers that's actually in the process of being made! Should be all finished by the end of 2017. I may be famous someday- ya never know.

I'd way rather stay in and binge watch TV, play a video game, read, or go for a walk while listening to music or podcasts most nights than go out... but maybe I just haven't found the right someone that I'd like to go out with yet. When it comes to socializing, it's really more about the company than what we're doing, for me. I can make anything fun.
I’m really good at
Who's up for a good old fashioned list? Come on, everyone likes lists, right?

• Being creative
• Listening and observing (and being awkward)
• Making people laugh (both intentionally *and* unintentionally)
• Being a complete and total goofball while also being down to earth
• Sleeping. If you want to challenge me to a sleep-off, let me know
• Not getting bored

I sing to myself a LOT. Not real songs, either. I'll (horribly) improvise songs about what I'm currently doing. They're really really bad and doing it makes me laugh.
The first things people usually notice about me
Maybe my eyes? Probably my awesome T-shirts.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Fav books: Anything from Douglas Adams (Hitchhikers Guide series, Dirk Gently series), Ready Player One, recently into John Swartzwelder's books.

Fav TV shows: Rick and Morty, The Last Man on Earth, Doctor Who, Parks and Recreations, Breaking Bad, South Park, The Simpsons, 30 Rock, Community, MST3K, The Office, Malcolm in the Middle, Futurama, Modern Family, Louie, Arrested Development, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Bob's Burgers, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Mad Men, The Walking Dead, Jessica Jones, Daredevil, Agents of SHIELD, Better Call Saul, '90s cartoons, Chuck, iZombie, Stranger Things, all the DC shows, Silicon Valley, Black Mirror, WestWorld... just to name a few. There's so much more. Seriously, ask me.

Fav movies: Back to the Future trilogy, South Park: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut, Toy Story (and the sequels), That Thing You Do, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, Bad Santa, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, Ghostbusters, Beetlejuice, Wet Hot American Summer

Fav food: chicken, burgers, pizza, waffles, mac & cheese. You know, the stuff that's bad for you. I *can* cook, though.
Six things I could never do without
1) my imagination
2) music
3) my feet (That would suck, I use them so often, ya know?)
4) the Internet (Reddit and YouTube and bears, oh my)
5) TV/games (I don't like the "mainstream" first person shooter/sports games. Give me puzzles, platforming, and exploration)
6) my family
I spend a lot of time thinking about
my future, possibilities, Disney World, alternate endings to real life, and free-falling animals. Seriously. Imagine a free falling giraffe- all panicky and gangly. Hilarious.
On a typical Friday night I am
home just hanging out. Occasionally I'll go out to a bar or something with some friends, but *typically* I'm being a geek at home.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Sweaty hands.

Also, little pet peeve of mine: People who don't answer this question because "it's private". It clearly says "that you're willing to admit". So fine, don't confess you killed that guy. You can still admit something lame like sweaty hands.
You should message me if
You really hate Olive Garden and Kay Jewelers commercials.

Also if you live in North Jersey. No offense, NYC ladies, but I just don't think I'd want to have to "commute" in order to see my lady. If I miss you, I wanna be able to see your face in 30 minutes or less... like a pizza.

At the end of the day, I really just want to meet someone who "gets" me and enjoys hanging out, regardless of what we do. Wanna go out somewhere or do some activity? K. Wanna stay in and watch TV? Perfect. Let's just be comfortable and happy to be with eachother.
The two of us