I have a borderline erotic fascination with kung fu movies. I am an overworked jerk, a punk whose just completely run out of angst, and a nerd of the highest order. I like to go out and have a fun adventure but I also enjoy staying in and watching a movie.
It just so happens I have mail order degrees in Murderology AND Murderonomy. I go to the gym alot, I work on my altoids, they're curiously strong. I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it. I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It's so fuckin' heroic. I sound like a boy but I fuck like a man!
That last paragraph is all quotes, bonus points if you know where the quotes come from.
I'll probably never have enough money to move away from Chicago, but if I did I'd move to Iceland.
"It just doesn't seem that poly to me."
Planning to go back to school some day to get my Bachelors in Science.
Impersonations (ask me about my Walken)
Being a jackass
In reality it's usually my sideburns and or the fact that I look like the guy from Fallout Boy. If you don't know who that is I am prepared to marry you in the fall.
Books:The Wu tang Manual, Born Standing Up, The Jedi Path, The Alphabet of Manliness, Louise Lamour Western novels, The Origional Conan series, The Zombie Survival Guide, World War Z, The Bad Ass Bible, Brain Droppings, Napalm and Silly Puddy, Quiver, Sounds of Violence, Straight Shooter, Archers Quest, City Walls, Moving Targets, Walking Into The Light, Crawling Through the Rubble, Road to Jericho, Longbow Hunters, Battle Pope, Bluntman and Chronic, Arkham Asylum: Living Hell, Seed of Destruction, Everything is Illuminated, and Kingdom Come.
Movies: MST3K the movie, The last dragon, black dynamite, the big lebowski, the jerk, elephant, wrist cutters, everything is illuminated, big trouble in little china, and tombstone.
Television: Adult swim, MST3K, Futurama, and Comedy Central Presents.
Music: Ska, Punk Rock, Metal, Hardcore, Indie, Industrial, Classic Rock, Alternative Rock, Alternative Rap/Hip-hop, And anything that pretty much doesnt Suck.
Food: most of it.