Currently hold the self-appointed title of most humble human who ever existed.
Oh, and my mom thinks I'm hilarious.
And I don't care what okcupid thinks, I'm not more capitalistic than the average person. No idea how they came up with that...
People often think I'm shy or cold, but really I'm just uninterested in small talk. Get me started on something that does pique my interest though and I won't shut up. You know, things like the absurdity of trying to think of something clever about myself while knowing I am really just a walking, talking series of chemical reactions in a line of countless billions on an infinitesimally small dot in a forgotten corner of an unimaginably vast universe. Or the Mets. I like the Mets too.
Movies: Snatch, Lost in Translation, What About Bob, Groundhog day (virtually anything with Bill Murray), Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Spaceballs (actually, virtually anything by Mel Brooks too)
Don't watch much TV
Music: Super eclectic, from baroque classical to punk, classic soul to dubstep.
Food: Indian, Thai, sushi, anything well seasoned and spiced. Mint Chocolate Cookie ice cream.
I tend to divulge too much information about my life to people, but rarely let anyone get truly close to me.