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My self-summary
What up. Educated, fun-loving, hard-working, family oriented, sarcastic, probably drunk guy here. Get to know me.
What I’m doing with my life
Observing and reacting appropriately.
I’m really good at
Staring contests
Remembering faces
Forgetting names
Speaking in song lyrics
Tipping waitresses
Painting roses red
Beer pong
My list of talents can go on for pages.
The first things people usually notice about me
I rub my eyes like a child.
I suck at hiding facial expressions.
And I will correct your grammar.
Sorry not sorry.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: are Delicious.

Poetry: Anything by Poe, Maya Angelou, Pablo Neruda, & Denise Duhamel.

Manga: After School Nightmare, Petshop Of Horrors, Battle Royale.

Movies: The Dueling Cavalier, the Salt Flats, Angels with Filthy Souls, the Rural Juror, & the Stab series.

Tv: Sick, Sad World, the Adventures of Mermaidman & Barnacle Boy, Fondue For Two, the Corny Collins Show.

Music: Drive Shaft & Geromino Jackson

Food: Chocolate covered cherries & seedless watermelon.
Six things I could never do without
1. Food: Let them eat cake, I say. Just like Marie Antoinette.
2. Cell phone: Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy....
3. iPod: Excuse me while I kiss the sky.
4. A library card : Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
5. Facebook: This diary is my kief, hashish, and opium pipe. This is my drug and my vice.
6. Stimulation: A mental mind fuck can be nice.

Not to sound like a smart ass, but I'm hoping that life necessities (oxygen, water, shelter, clothing, etc.) are included. haha.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What I can get away with. Social equality. How to properly wear a snapback. Remembering what order the letters of the alphabet are in. Musical films of the 1940s. Italian epic poetry (Greek is overrated). Why can't I grow a kick ass beard? The difference between contemporary & interpretive dance.
On a typical Friday night I am
Thursday, I don't care about you. It's Friday I'm in love.

Streaking in the park, skinny dipping in the dark, then have a menage trois.

we we we so excited.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Soylent Green is people.
I am the Batman.
On Wednesdays, we wear pink.
I have doubts.
I see dead people.
You should message me if
you're filled with affection, you're too shy to convey
meditate in my direction.

As for my "type":
I like boys with strong convictions,
And convicts with perfect diction,
Underdogs with good intentions,
Amputees with stamp collections,
Plywood skinboards,ride the ocean
Salty noses, sun-tan lotion
Always seriously joking
And rambunctiously soft-spoken.

but if I don't respond immediately, I'm sorry i'm not home right now, I'm walking through the spider webs.
The two of us