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My self-summary
It seems like everyone describes themselves in the same way (I am loyal, honest, I love my family, I like to be outside, I'm really into music, I travel as much as I can etc...) Well who doesn't doesn't describe themselves that way? *Note sarcasm :-)

Anywhoozle I moved to Austin about a year and a half ago. Coming by way of Los Angeles. Before L.A. I Lived in Orlando and Daytona Beach for a bit and Houston before that. Hopefully Austin won't be my last stop but who knows?

I am a Graphic Designer by day and a Stand Up Comic in my dreams. I also play a little guitar and am known to lay down a fat A$$ beat from time to time. I listen to mostly Hip Hop and Electronic music however I enjoy just about everything except for Reggae, & Southern girls I also can dig on some country. I went to see Willie last year here in ATX and it was freaking EPIC!

Art is my passion. From Films to Painting and my Design work I always have creative irons in the fire.

Outside of work I go to the gym 3-4 times a week and occasionally show up for jiu jitsu class when I have the time. I really enjoy hiking to Sculpture Falls after a real good rain for some rope swinging good fun.

I'm keeping this short and sweet since my last effort was like reading the longest book ever. I forget people on the internet have A.D.D.
What I’m doing with my life
At Work? A Senior Graphic Designer
Away from Work? Painting, Creating New Designwork, Trying to learn After Effects and get into motion graphics. Working out when I find the time and watching as much crap TV as I can squeeze in.
I’m really good at
Being Sarcastically Hilarious
The first things people usually notice about me
My goofy white glasses. I'm a pretty snappy dresser so you better be on your game in the wardrobe department!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Fav Book - Shopgirl & The Pleasure of My Company both by Steve Martin
Favorite Movies - Jaws, Rocky, The Goonies, The Sandlot, Twin Peaks (Fire Walk With Me), Drive, The Place Beyond The Pines, Mulholland Drive, Lost Highway, The Dark Knight Rises, Jackie Brown.
Favorite Shows - The Walking Dead, Breaking Bad, Bob's Burgers, King of The Hill, American Dad, Pawn Stars, Seinfeld, Law & Order, Twin Peaks.
Favorite Music - Kanye West, Kid Cudi, Big Sean, 2 Chainz, Skrillex, Daft Punk, Eminem, Lil Wayne, UGK, The Flying Lotus, Tommy Guerrero, Deftones, A Perfect Circle, Faith No More, WZRD, Jay Z
Favorite Comedians - Jay Mohr, Joe Rogan, Joey Diaz, Patrice O'neal, John Caparulo, Brad Williams, Ralphie Mae, Arri Shaffir.
Six things I could never do without
1. Cartoons
2. Pop Tarts
3. Helvetica
4. Diet Dr. Pepper
5. My Brushes and Paint
6. Sports
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Space and how much I would love to see it!
On a typical Friday night I am
at the gym then home watching movies with my sweet pea
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
That Sweet Home Alabama is a fantastic Movie.
Call me maybe is infectious! (I love Silly Pop Songs)
I have a man crush on Ryan Gosling! (Great Actor)
You should message me if
if any of my blah blah blah makes you laugh!
The two of us