Silliness is mandatory.
Let's go ice skating, hiking, climbing, picnicking, skinny dipping, shooting, soup-kitchening, or tree-climbing. We can also just start with beer or coffee if you want.
I prefer polyamory. Ask me about it.
I like the idea of a nesting partner and of building a lasting relationship.
I spend a lot of time with amazing people.
I have an eclectic taste in music (I love EVERYTHING), but my favorite genre (by far) is punk. Love riot grrrl. Against Me! is easily the best band to ever grace the planet, followed closely by (in no particular order) Vice Squad, The Kills, The Distillers, Horrorpops, and Betty Blowtorch. On a related note, if you're a foul, crass punk like Bianca Halstead, I will probably become immediately infatuated with you. I'm a big fan of Emilie Autumn and Tom Waits.
I like dark comedies like World's Greatest Dad and Death to Smoochy. Harold and Maude is probably my favorite. I also enjoy anything directed by Clint Eastwood.
My favorite (nonfiction) book (favorite fiction is East of Eden) is I Am A Strange Loop by Douglas Hofstadter (if you're wondering about a topic for conversation, this is a good one about which to ask). I like sci fi and fantasy, but haven't read any in ages. Lately I prefer nonfiction, especially scientific and philosophical works. Carl Sagan, E.O. Wilson, and Penny Beerntsen are some of my heroes.
I overuse the parenthetical.
I have had a vasectomy. If you want kids, I'm not your guy.
You need a biking, gaming, skiing, drinking, dancing, or gym buddy.
You want to meet me and think we would get along and the possibility of something serious and long term seems like something you'd be in to.