HypotheticalMoon
28Brooklyn, United States
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My self-summary
Manic pixie dream bro

I am a musician and songwriter and lover of humor. I take having fun very seriously. I love the kind of conversation that is so honest that it makes you sweat a little. I have a dark sense of humor and like people who are weird. I like covers of songs in styles that they weren't originally recorded in and I think we probably live in some kind of computer simulation. I sleep best if I go to yoga at 9pm.

PSA: I've recently gotten out of a long-term relationship, so at the moment I am not looking to start anything serious. What I'm looking for is good sex and cool friends. I know that it's not everyone's bag meeting up with someone if there's no opportunity for a relationship relationship. So I'm letting you know now!
What I’m doing with my life
I'm intense, stubborn, passionate, and perceptive. Mystical, punctual, obsessive, and I move fast. Funny, rhythmic, tip to extremes, moody. Slow to warm up to people, intensely loyal to the point of devotion when you get all the way in there. Practical yet unconventional, subtle but expressive.
I’m really good at
I'm good under pressure. I'm also really good at feeling things and translating what I feel in a way that people often find unique and entertaining. I have a ton of approval for peoples' shadow parts and I'm insanely competitive so I'm good at games.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Me and my friend Kevin are in a fictional band with Joanna Newsom, Paul McCartney, Iggy Pop, Walt Whitman and Bernie Sanders. If that's any indication.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Should I apologize for picking all the cashews out of the mixed nuts?
On a typical Friday night I am
Honestly I have little interest in what day of the week it is.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm an alien. I'm still learning the rules here.
You should message me if
You want to go for an impromptu walk or grab coffee.
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