HypotheticalMoon
27 Manhattan, United States
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My self-summary
Manic pixie dream bro

Musician and coach in NYC. I love the kind of conversation that is so honest that it makes you sweat a little. I also value humor and being unconventional. I have a dark sense of humor and like people who are a little weird. I'm 6'3", like to work out but I definitely have a slight build so you gotta like tall, thin guys! I like covers of songs in styles that they weren't originally recorded in and I think we probably live in some kind of computer simulation. I sleep best if I go to yoga at 9pm.

PSA: I'm in a long-distance open relationship, and we're very much in love. I'm in NY, she's in London. No secrets or shady dealings here, we both sleep with other people and she definitely gets more action than I do. But nonetheless I know that it's not everyone's bag meeting up with someone if there's no opportunity for a relationship relationship. I'm looking primarily for fun physical connection and I'm open to it also developing in to friendship if we like each other like that.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm intense, stubborn, passionate, and perceptive. Mystical, punctual, obsessive, and I move fast. Funny, rhythmic, tip to extremes, moody. Slow to warm up to people, intensely loyal to the point of devotion when you get all the way in there. Practical yet unconventional, subtle but expressive.
I’m really good at
I'm good under pressure. I'm also really good at feeling things and translating what I feel in a way that people often find unique and entertaining. I have a ton of approval for peoples' shadow parts and I'm insanely competitive so I'm good at games.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I am a huge fan of Lady Gaga in a very genuine, heartfelt, non-ironic way.

Also an unapologetic Renthead.

Somehow through all this I have managed to retain most of my heterosexuality. Most.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Should I apologize for picking all the cashews out of the mixed nuts?
On a typical Friday night I am
I'm either at home warmly connecting with my community or I'm out with friends making new connections.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm an alien. I'm still learning the rules here.
You should message me if
You want to go for an impromptu walk or grab coffee.
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