HypotheticalMoon
28Brooklyn, United States
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My self-summary
I am a musician and songwriter and lover of humor. I take having fun very seriously (jk). I love the kind of conversation that is so honest that it makes you sweat a little. I have a dark sense of humor and like people who are weird. I like covers of songs in styles that they weren't originally recorded in and I think we probably live in some kind of computer simulation.

I think about the future a lot and I like high-tech. But I only like high-tech that is for the betterment of the human race (you know, like what Elon is up to) and I can't stand the fact that there are people making butt loads of money because they programmed Candy Crush or some garbage like that while so many people are hungry, sick and homeless or working 80 hours a week at minimum wage to support their families. I'm a socialist! I believe in basic human goodness. And think stuff like universal healthcare, free education and even more progressive ideas like universal basic income should be a no-brainer in such a developed country with so much money.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm intense, stubborn, passionate, and perceptive. Mystical, punctual, obsessive, and I move fast. Funny, rhythmic, tip to extremes, moody. Slow to warm up to people, intensely loyal to the point of devotion when you get all the way in there. Practical yet unconventional, subtle but expressive.
I’m really good at
My best talent is more or less writing parody songs about dogs
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'll spend every waking moment of the rest of my life obsessed with Bowie, McCartney, other Beatles, Beach Boys, Velvets, Stooges, Dylan, Prine, Leonard, Townes, Jonathan, Joni, Joanna, Regina, Pixies, and Adam Green.

And then I like everyone else but not as much

I am a casual enjoyer of movies, books and TV. But my soul is made of songs.

Oh I am also obsessed with Flight of the Conchords
Six things I could never do without
I don't think it's things really. I could do without almost all possessions and I have before, more or less. When it really comes down to it it's something like:

Sense of hearing
Health of body/mind
Ability to sing
Human connection
Sleep
Humor
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Should I apologize for picking all the cashews out of the mixed nuts?
On a typical Friday night I am
Honestly I have little interest in what day of the week it is.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm an alien. I'm still learning the rules here.
You should message me if
You would rather drink tea and make out than go to a bar. I am a pretty full-on introvert. Not that I'm not friendly or even not social, I just don't enjoy places that are mindless and crowded. And the older I get, the less tolerance I have for it.

You don't mind that sometimes I have a beard and sometimes I don't.

Also if you want to play music! Let's hang out and sing, maybe write a song together. I have guitars and piano at my place and we can be pretty loud.
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