32Brooklyn, United States
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My self-summary
I'm fantabulous and a sexy beast. I eat lightning and crap thunder. I wear a lot of hats figuratively and literally. Ask for any further details.
What I’m doing with my life
Professionally; building things for rich people, making things look pretty, serving drinks to not-so-rich people to encourage bad decisions, and throwing people out of this drink serving establishment for some of these bad decisions.

Personally; being a good human and saving the world.

Other; not using my Living Social vouchers.
I’m really good at
Attention to detail, fixing things, humor, people watching, cuddling, listening, talking, and useless music and movie knowledge.
The first things people usually notice about me
My appearance. I tend to change my hair and beard a lot. And the metal in my mouth. I still get weird reactions fairly often, surprisingly.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
These are date conversations.
Six things I could never do without
Oxygen, food, water, shelter, clothes, and my bearded dog Sam. Worst case scenario, Sam can substitute for 2 of the prior. Figure it out.

I no longer am Sam's keeper. I have given him away. It was in the best interest of everyone involved but I refuse to change my original answer because it's awesome. Carry on.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How awesome I am. Gals on bicycles are hot. If they can work with their hands too than oh-em-Allah.
On a typical Friday night I am
With a beer in hand, at a bar, talking to strangers, hanging with friends, making strangers into friends, and/or working. I'm often doing many at once.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a secret love for rom-coms.
You should message me if
Some sections above are a joke. Don't bother messaging me if you needed to read this disclaimer to figure that out.

Other than that, I'm open to all even if it's just to say hi. I'm open to simply making new friends or even meeting my future wife.

***Second Disclaimer***
I was joking about the wife... I already have one coming in the mail. Jay kay, jay kay.
The two of us