Meyers briggs: ISTP
I am a better cook than you. Seriously.
Honey badger dont care
I am a professional filmmaker, i specialize in stop motion animation. Its the best, they pay me to play with dolls. If your interested in seeing some of my work go watch Anomalisa.
climbing Mt McKinley before im thirty
racing the iditarod before i dieI
Weekend missions in the mountains(sadly these have become less frequent due to my production schedule. please give me an excuse to ditch saturdays for fun time.)
jumping in puddles
Playing with dolls
There Will be Blood
Being John Malkovitch
The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford
Fantastic Mr. Fox
a fist full of dollars, for a few dollars more, the good the bad and the ugly
Garth Marenghi's Darkplace
Winter is coming
MST3K(a bucket of props if you know, watch, and enjoy this acronym)
The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack
Ren and Stimpy
Burn your face off spicy
Child of God
The Sisters Brothers
Calvin and Hobbes
The tallest man on earth
Department of Eagles
early 1900's jazz
a good knife
Factory farming and monoculture. If i could i would harvest my own game and grow my own crops to sustain myself.
where all my socks went
baby corn is a very aggressive vegetable
how people can find skrillex appealing
How to make Cormac McArthys' Blood Meridian into a film without destroying the source material, and how James Franco is trying his best to ruin that dream.
Sorry but I refuse to attempt to hold a conversation with you if you can't put anything but minimal effort into our correspondence. your one sentence response belies your attempt at appearing like an interesting and intelligent human being. Your hypocrisy is staggering.
P.S. This also goes for the messages you send me. Jesus, can none of you form a sentence. I dont care how cute you are, put a little effort into it.
I give good head.
you agree that wet towels are the worst thing ever.
Your idea of camping involves backpacks instead of car trunks and mountain tops instead of parking lots
you know where my socks went.
you also wear spandex while riding your bike, or, are comfortable with me doing so. sometimes in the house, in front of people.
you have a sense of humor.
you're a confident and outgoing person
you don't feel the need to paint your face on. I don't care if you wear makeup, but I can tell when you've contoured the shit out of your face. You sit on s throne of lies.
i look like that dream guy you mentioned after that list of all the qualities you're looking for in a man. Yeah you know the one im talking about. The one that says i really want this in a guy, but I am totally willing to compromise my morals because you're attractive.
Do it. I dare you. No, I TRIPLE DOG DARE you!
P.S. Absolutely NONE of these guys are anything like me -------------->
Soooooooooooooo..... Consider yourself warned.