53Manhattan, United States
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My self-summary
I'm an introverted extrovert, or sometimes an extroverted introvert. It depends on the day.
Very honest, (not in the "yes it does make you look fat" kind of way) but in the trustworthy, you don't have to figure out if what I'm saying is the truth way. (unless of course you're asking me if you look fat).
No one's ever used my photo's online and that kind of hurt's my feelings.
I'm single, but have an "it's complicated" relationship with Billy's Bakery. Sometime's I cheat on Billy with Buttercup Bake Shop.
I work out, bike in the summer and spin. And it's mostly so Billy and I can keep seeing each other.
Friends think I'm funny and I don't want to be rude so I just agree. I can be sarcastic, but I try not to be mean and don't make jokes at other peoples expense(but some people just have it coming)
I don't lie about my age, but I like when people lie to me about it.
"You don't look 52" like that. I'm simple that way.
What I’m doing with my life
The backup to my backup is married now. And my backup is a really good catch, so I'm pretty sure he'll go before I'm 65.
So right now I'm trying to find another backup to my backup. Possibly a back up. Or maybe a date!
I’m really good at
I'm really good to my family, I'm a really good friend.
And I can probably kick your ass at Scrabble (not that I'm challenging you or anything!)
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm not sure. Next time I meet someone I'll ask and get back to you.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I read mostly non-fiction books, but have read most of David Sedaris and Augusten Burroughs books. Sellevision is one of the funniest things I've ever read!
The Velvet Rage made a big impression on me and I think every gay man should read it. Night by Elie Wiesel, The Presidents Club.
Musically I was raised on Sinatra, and listen to everything from Goldfrapp to Ella. There's a lot of '60's soul and R and B in my collection, with a heavy emphasis on Motown.
One of the greatest things in NYC is the theater and I go as often as I can.
Six things I could never do without
My telescopic back scratcher
A toothbrush
The beach
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What six things I can't live without
On a typical Friday night I am
Thinking, "I'm not Jewish, why am I always in by sundown?"
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
When we were children my sister would tease me that there was a reindeer named after her and not me. I was in my thirties before I realized that the reindeers name is Donder and not Donna!
You should message me if
you get this profile and feel zero compulsion to tell me the reindeers name is Donner!
The two of us