31Albany, United States
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My self-summary
I'm smart, I'm funny, I'm educated, employed and I'm single. I don't think a few paragraphs could ever contain me because that would be boring. No time for basic.

I like attention on my own terms and I'll do anything to get you to laugh.

Basically if I like you as a person I'm going to make sure that when you're around me you're having a good time and maybe we'll experience something new.
What I’m doing with my life
Personally victimized by Regina George.
I look so good in hoop earrings.

I work for a prominent technology company at a retail level, but has allowed me to travel to work on bigger opportunities and experiences. (I used big words to make myself sound more established) and I do some occasional freelance design.
I’m really good at
Internet dating, clearly.

I'm also good a critiquing photos on Instagram. General consensus: stop posting pictures of your coffee cup and Cards Against Humanity, that's so lame.
The first things people usually notice about me
I don't have a damn clue. My beard, my glasses or my booty.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'm such a big geek about everything.
Six things I could never do without
- Spotify
- Apple TV
- Sundays off
- clean underwear
- bourbon
- something new to photograph
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If I'm on the right track to a mid-life crisis. Can't wait to buy a ridiculous red car.
On a typical Friday night I am
Out drinking like a normal twenty-something. Except I'm usually talking about Jurassic Park while other people talk about, I don't know... Personal goals and fiscal responsibility?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm not amused by cats.
You should message me if
You're a risk taker and you hate Internet dating too.
The two of us