34 Indianapolis, United States
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My self-summary
On a scale of looks from 0 to 10, with 0 being a decomposing corpse, 10 being Channing Tatum/Ryan Gosling and you not having a necrophilia fetish, I'm probably Paul Giamatti.

I'm convinced that the guy who played Boomer on Coach (also the voice of Patrick on Spongebob) is actually a genius because you have to be pretty smart to play at being dumb.

If you're nerdy and you know it, clap your hands!
What I’m doing with my life
Left my job at Amazon and am working for a trucking company as a load planner.
I’m really good at
learning from my mistakes.
The first things people usually notice about me
are: (from a distance) loud, crude language. Really, really, REALLY loud sneezes.
(close up) loud, crude language, a good laugh, and a smile to match.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Dresden Files, The Alchemist (Paulo Coelho), The Count of Monte Cristo, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Soon I Will Be Invincible. Mostly Urban Fantasy these days.

Cracked.com and TVTropes.org are my usual internet haunts.

Generally, I don't have the patience for non-interactive media unless I'm watching it with someone.

I'm mostly into various forms of rock, especially blues rock. I also have a soft spot for many forms of techno, like house and trance. Jazz and classical are big, too.

I like food. If I haven't had it, I'll try it. If I didn't like it the first time, I'll try it again later. If I didn't like it then, I'll try it a third time, but usually no more after that.
The six things I could never do without
coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee. Seriously, you wouldn't like me without my coffee.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how Fuzzy Wuzzy probably had the mange.
On a typical Friday night I am
hanging out with friends, MST3K-ing our way through some horror movies.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
is that I adopted my cat right after his previous owner told me he abandoned him. I couldn't just let him wander the streets, selling his body for smack; he's way too adorable and loveable for that.
You should message me if
you want to know how to describe a snobby criminal walking down a staircase.