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My self-summary
Curiosity is a virtue. I like to read, create art, watch films, and go to places I've never been.

Grew up in Metro Detroit. Moved to San Fransisco in 1999. Came down to SoCal 5 years ago. Currently living in K-town & work in Calabasas.
What I’m doing with my life
Paying the bills with Graphic Design work for a web/software company. On the side I freelance as an Animator & Illustrator.

Hunting down interesting things to eat & well made cocktails is one of my favorite pastimes.
I’m really good at
Witty banter.

Photo composition.



Mario Kart.

Trivia night.
The first things people usually notice about me
My perfectly lined up nipples.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Anything by David Sedaris, Mary Roach, George Orwell, William S. Burroughs, Kurt Vonnegut, Sarah Vowell, Philip K. Dick, & Christopher Hitchens.

Movies: Blue Velvet, Evil Dead II, Alien, Brazil, The Big Lebowski, Gummo, Requiem for a Dream, Happiness, & Meatballs 4.

Shows: Twin Peaks, Cops, Conan, Game of Thrones, The Ren & Stimpy Show, Kids in the Hall, Westworld, Anthony Bourdain Parts Unknown, & The Golden Girls.

Music: I like the Rock-'n-roll and Sinatra and The Butthole Surfers.

Food: Italian will always be my go to comfort food, Al Pastor from a truck, Dim Sum in Chinatown, Korean BBQ in my neighborhood, a Mai Tai at Tiki-Ti, & a few Martinis from Musso & Frank's.

Radio: This American Life, Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!, Henry Rollins on KCRW, Radiolab, TED Radio Hour, ScienceFriday, and The Stern Show.
Six things I could never do without


The Ramones

Single malt scotch

Black coffee

Old friends
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Trump has the nuclear codes.
On a typical Friday night I am
imbibing in libations with friends.

getting off work late, watching Bill Maher, and going to bed.

dressing my dog up in a little ballerina outfit then beating him with a wooden spoon.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I may or may not have the entire Weird Al discography.
You should message me if
This profile seemed pretty cool but you're not quite sure and you have follow up questions...

You've had a rough week and could really use a cocktail...

You like avocados...
The two of us