CaesiusLoeher
27 Alexandria, United States
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My self-summary
Computer programmer who loves videogames, metal, spicy food, and the weird parts of the Internet. Interested yet? No? KEEP READING ANYWAY.

About Misty
First off, the most important aspect of my life right now is that I am currently taking care of my best friend Misty. We are not romantically or sexually involved whatsoever, but I house her, provide for her, and do my best to keep her happy. She is a wonderful person and is very important to me. It's only a temporary arrangement until she finds a romantic partner to take care of her.

About Politics (ugh)
I consider myself progressive. I am most concerned with civil rights, race relations, LGBT rights, wealth inequality, international relations, and climate change. I am very pro-science and despise pseudoscience and anti-intellectualism.

About Marriage and Kids
I do want to get married and have children someday, but not at this point in my life. I don't want to get into a relationship with someone who wants kids, like, right now, nor do I want to get into a committed til-death-do-us-part relationship with someone who never wants kids.

About Motherfucking Videogames
Here's the deal: I spend the majority of my free time playing videogames. Sure, I troll the interwebs, listen to shit music, and occasionally binge-watch an entire season of anime, but otherwise it's all about videogames. So ideally I would like to get involved with someone who is a gamer or at least some breed of nerd with interesting hobbies.

About My Personality
I'm an ISTJ for those who care about That Particular Personality Test.

I am practical, objective, skeptical, and introverted. I tend to be cool and collected and rarely feel anxious. I strive to be responsible, dependable, open and honest, and I would like the same from anyone who comes into my life.

About Who I'm Looking For
I'd like to meet someone who is kind, friendly, passionate, rational, responsible, funny, mature... and of course a huge nerd.

I have somewhat vanilla physical preferences in that I'm more into the "girl next door." I'm generally not into the "alternative" look -- I can't stand piercings, body mods, or extreme haircuts.

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Now, onwards to the sillyness!~
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a web developer. When something stupid is happening on a website, I get to go digging to find out why it's stupid, and then un-stupify it.

I work for a company that does web stuff for the government, NGOs, and non-profits, which happens to be exactly what I want to be doing right now.
I’m really good at
eating insanely spicy chicken wings, getting in way over my head in Minecraft or SimCity, geography quizzes, using a trackball mouse
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Comics: Calvin & Hobbes, Penny Arcade, Dumbing of Age, Achewood, xkcd (don't worry, I don't get the math jokes either)

Movies: Starship Troopers is unironically my favorite movie

Games: Minecraft, Civilization, SimCity 4, Counter-Strike, Killing Floor, Smash Bros, Kerbal Space Program, racing sims, and anything that has an engaging plot and characters. Really.

TV: Battlestar Galactica, Firefly, Fate/Stay Night, Carnival Phantasm, My Little Pony oh god did I just type that

Food: Fruit, rice, and meat. I also drink coconut water by the gallon and have yet to meet someone who likes coconut more than I do.

Music: Mostly energetic, uplifting music -- particularly trance and power metal. Also lots of stupid Japanese music (vocaloid especially) and sometimes chiptunes or pseudo-80s "synthwave."

[steam] games I play a lot
[last.fm] music I listen to a lot
[bandcamp] music I've bought or am too cheap to buy
The six things I could never do without
internet
videogames
porn (aka internet)
my animu figure collection http://i.imgur.com/PN1yKEa.jpg
shitty music
a penis

Hey, at least I'm being honest. How many guys do you come across that seriously believe that their penis is not one of the six most important things in their life? Bet you didn't think of that, did you? :V
You should message me if
your reproductive organs did not invert and migrate up into your chest cavity upon reading my profile.
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