Cairo_Octopus
27 San Diego, United States
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My self-summary
Breakfast is the only meal that matters.

Everyone says they like hiking, craft beer, travel, adventures, and netflix. I also like board games, intense discussions, ridiculous arguments, movie nights, weird foods, and making people laugh.

The zombie apocalypse is coming in 2017. Start hoarding canned goods and practicing parkour now.

My sense of humor doesn't have an off switch.

I have been described as "goofy, but easy to talk to".
What I’m doing with my life
Adulting! I have a career, I take care of myself, I see friends regularly, and I take on side projects. I am trying to live a full and abundant life that I can share and spread to others aroumd me.
I’m really good at
Converting wordy jargon into something humans can actually understand.

Also, making breakfast. I have my routine down to a science and every day starts out amazing because of it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I have read pretty much everything by Malcolm Gladwell.

Paul Krugman is my hero.

I like stand-up comedy, dark humor, and movies/shows with striking cinematography.

Hot Fuzz is better than Shaun of the Dead, there I said it.
The six things I could never do without
Cast Iron Skillet

Google searches used as a spell checker

Something to laugh about

Regular exercise

Some kind of schedule to follow

A sixth thing
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Everything. I get lost in my own head sometimes.
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably at the gym or on a fun run before engaging in the social activities. I like to let Fridays be random, the rest of my week tends to be fairly planned out and structured.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am predictable to a fault. I would say I'm just very consistent and reliable.
You should message me if
1) You think I'm funny
2) You find me attractive
3) You are smart
4) You are cool
5) No dealbreakers*

Dealbreakers that I currently know of include serious relgious belief, republicanism, addiction, and codependence.
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