30Honolulu, United States
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My self-summary
I don't know how to put this, but, I'm kind of a big deal..

People know me..

I'm very important, uhh, I have many leather-bound books, and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

I I I'm fiends with Merlin Olsen, too. He comes over on occasion.

That's Stupid. Listen, can we start over?...

First things first. If you can't laugh at or recognize the quote above, keep it moving, we will neeeeever work out.

I don't mean this in a mean or negative way at all, I just consider myself a bit of a class clown and I'm extremely playfully sarcastic so it takes a special person to understand, let alone put up with my humor.

I am also very focused and driven when the time is right. I work hard and handle my business.

My job keeps me on the road a lot, which is a love hate relationship. I love being able to explore states and other countries I have never been to, but living out of a suitcase and miniature shampoo bottles can get a bit old.

Welp, that's enough rambling for now. If your seriously still reading this, you should probably drop me your cheesiest pick-up line, because unlike you girls, I'm a huge fan!
What I’m doing with my life
Living it since '87
I’m really good at
Sports, adapting to awkward situations, learning new things, making people laugh
The first things people usually notice about me
My -ness!
On a typical Friday night I am
Up for an adventure
You should message me if
Your not afraid to try new things and you consider yourself to be a good person.
The two of us