Cuddling (big spoon)
Expressing my mood with emojis ( I have three moods. Side eye, eye roll, and upside down smiley face.)
I'm really bad at
Uncorking wine (I usually get a box)
Blending in with "The Straights™"
Showing up on time
Favorite Movies - Star Wars, Harry Potter, Lord Of The Rings, Black Swan, V for Vendetta, Children Of Men, basically any Tarantino movie
Favorite Shows - GAME OF THRONES, Sense8, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, Orphan Black, The Walking Dead, The Daily Show, Dexter, Project Runway, Ru Paul's Drag Race, American Horror Story
Favorite Music - Gaga can Fuck Me Up™, Lana, Marina, Lorde, Beyoncé, John Williams, anything classical, jazz
Huge gamer - Mass Effect series, Elder Scrolls series, Fallout, Knights of the Old Republic (Basically anything by Bioware or Bethesda)
Also if we take selfies together and you give preference to my good angles over yours, you can marry me.
Don't message me if
You're a self hating/racist gay who only worships masc white boys.
Youre a republican.