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My self-summary
I am a man who loves life. I'm violently optimistic, I usually strive to find the good in every situation (or failing that a terrible pun or double entendre) and occasionally like to just sit back and enjoy the moment.

I hate lying when it's serious but love telling random bullshit stories; I like to entertain people.
What I’m doing with my life
Right now I'm living that young business owner life. Meaning that I work a lot for less than mininum wage but get to tell people that I own a bar. It balances out.
I’m really good at
Storytelling, sparring, massage and video games. Also: Puns.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm a well-dressed smartass.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite books: "The Currents of Space", "The End of Eternity" and the "Robots and Murder Trilogy" by Isaac Asimov. As well as the "Dresden Files" and "Codex Alera" series by Jim Butcher

Favorite movies: The Fifth Element, Scent of a Woman, The Avengers and The Departed

Favorite TV Series: Babylon 5, Firefly, Sherlock, Archer, Avatar: The Last Airbender and Daredevil.

Music: My tastes are all over the place! I have a particular fondness for music that is dynamic, blends genres, has really strong lyrics and/or violins. Recent tops: Diablo Swing Orchestra, Caravan Palace and Son Real.

Food: Meat, Coffee, Cheese and Potatoes. Shepherd's Pie and Breakfast are my jam.

Extra Favourites
Anime: Baccano!, Gurren Lagann and Cowboy Bebop.

Video Games: Chrono Trigger, Undertale, Pokemon, and Dark Souls.
Six things I could never do without
Friends, Family, Adventure, Good Stories, Sparring and Music
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Stories I'd like to tell.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging out with friends or meeting someone new.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I like to sing in the shower and I like to sing intentionally badly when driving alone at night. Wrong and strong my friends, wrong and strong.
You should message me if
You'd like to chat a bit or grab coffee sometime.

Oh, and if you're not a crazed axe-murderer. That's definitely a deal breaker.
The two of us