I'm calm and cool on the surface, with a lot seething and roiling underneath.
Since you guys are usually into this kind of trivia...
My favorite SuperHero is Wonder Woman, for a number of reasons: First of all she's a versatile gal, who can change outfits in a split second in a veritable whirlwind of style, and what outfits they are (goddess, business woman, librarian... oh, right... and that red, white and blue number). Then there's the fact that she's an ample woman who can run in high heel boots and a strapless leotard without incident. Even more impressive is the matter of being able to find her invisible jet (whereas, I sometimes have trouble finding where I parked my perfectly visible car), not to mention she can actually fly the thing, and well. And let's not forget her multi-functional accessories that are so flipping rad I want every single one of them, and especially that super-sexy golden lasso, which forces it's captor(s) to reveal all truths. That she is a down-to-earth hottie who emerged from a Goddess-centric Utopia is the primo icing on the cake, as far as I'm concerned.
On a more practical level, I am an ambitious girl, and am as proud of my many varied achievements as I am excited about my current and future projects. I seek a partner who is supportive of and/or fits in symbiotically with my evolving career.
If you are a fellow foodie we will probably get along well. While it is not my profession per se, I am a gourmet chef and published recipe writer, and considered by some to be an authority in the global food community. These days, you might catch me on TV making a brief appearance as a food taster or something along those lines, but In reality I just like to enjoy good food, which is a great way to impress me on a date, especially since I am allergic to alcohol and don't drink (except sake).
I like to have fun no matter what I am doing, and try to enjoy every minute of my life to the best of my ability. I enjoy bringing pleasure to others in a multitude of ways, and doing so is a huge part of my life - professionally, personally, socially and sexually.
My interests are vast. I am intellectually and culturally stimulated, and have a thirst for travel and adventure. I prefer the Western rather than the Eastern hemisphere, on the whole, for many reasons and with few exceptions. Ultimately, I am happiest when my mind and senses are engaged, and when it is warm and sunny enough that I can enjoy being outdoors.
I am a real person, looking to meet real people.
A note to you bearded, goatee'd and mustached gents: Facial hair is a huge turn-off for me - even just scruff. If you have facial hair and are willing to part with it, please make sure you include a photo of yourself sans hair for my contemplation, should you wish to contact me. It's not superficiality, it is a true aversion. If you have facial hair and intend to keep it... I'm sorry darling, but all our love's in vain.
Obviously, there is a lot more to me than can be gleaned from this page and the extensive and silly questionnaires that I have taken the time to indulge in for your benefit, should that interest you. If you are intrigued, drop me a note and let's see if we click.
Oh, and since you fellas are visual creatures... those are all actual pictures of me. The headshot became pixilized after cropping it in Adobe, and I liked it that way. It looks cool and provides just enough incognito to post it here. Note: I was a bit heavier in that photo, so everything seems a little fuller than in present reality. Hence the bikini shot, which is quite accurate.
But, here's the thing... and yes, this is the test to see if you are paying attention. I am not a mail-order catalog for instant fantasy sex and if that is how you have come to see and treat women on here, please move on. You may not think this is you, but it may very well likely be, so check yourself. If you are even considering uttering an invitation of any kind that includes the words "see if there's chemistry" then you are, indeed, that guy, and I will not in any way be interested, so you might as well stop reading. If your idea of a date includes doing something fun in public that involves getting to know each other as human beings, then please continue.
Although, depending on who's doing the noticing, it could be my serpentine curves, smouldering blue eyes, contagious smile, naturally blond hair, great fashion sense, long slender legs, the confidence and agility in my swagger, or my overall commanding appearance.
Eh.. What do I know?
Movies: Pulp Fiction, Tampopo, A Streetcar Named Desire, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Desperado, Tortilla Soup, Dark City, Moonstruck, True Stories (The Talking Heads), Something Wild
TV: Californication, Breaking Bad, Mad Men, The Office, Deadwood, Carnivale
Music: David Bowie, Roxy Music, The Who, Pink Floyd, Cake, The White Stripes, The B-52s, Love & Rockets, X, anything Eno
Food: Oysters, Mexican, Sushi, Caviar, Fois Gras, Pies, Stone Fruit, Lemon, Artichoke, Berries, Chili Peppers, Tapas/Antipasti/Cicheti (small, tasty plates)
being in the moment
the divine spark
living with integrity
breaking the rules as I see fit
I swear, you would think I'm a man the way my mind and libido work. But, my mind is MUCH dirtier than any man's I have tangoed with.
This isn't meant as a challenge or competition as much as a wickedly sexy fact.
b) you're an all around fantastic guy with a lot to offer a girl, and you know it
c) you get that a woman can be sexually liberated and still be rather old fashioned in her dating style
d) you're 420 friendly (or accepting of the fact that I am)
e) you don't have a beard or other intentional facial hair feature
Dates I will not accept:
1) Meet for a drink (I may have mentioned I only drink sake, with food)
2) Meet for coffee (seriously? is this a date?)
3) Meet somewhere like a park or parking lot, etc. to "see if there's chemistry" (if you are looking for a prostitute, go pay for one)
Dates I will except:
1) Lunch, Dinner, Tapas, Appetizers, Snacks (with or without sake)
2) Dessert (ice cream is a great choice, since I am gluten-free)
3) Entertainment (movies, comedy, music, events)
4) Art (museums, art shows, art walks)
5) Fun and Games (arcade games, miniature golf, gun shooting range, batting cages, bowling, billiards, skee ball, whatever...)
6) Something else cool that occurs in a public setting (not a hike on a secluded trail for a first date, etc.)
If you are just going to ask me to meet and "see if there's chemistry" please move on. That isn't me. And further, that's just really rude, and seriously... what self-respecting woman would accept that as a date?