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My self-summary
Polyamorous, tattooed, sailor mouthed, mommy, lover of vodka, full of badassery and all around rad person! You're welcome ;-)

If you're a researching type of person you can look up polyfidelity that's how I go about this it's not the same thing as swinging btw. Currently looking to date and ultimately find a long term partner

NOT looking for fuck buddies or one night stands.

I'm always looking for friends.... If we have some common interests please don't be scared to message me. =D
What I’m doing with my life
Taking care of my family, working on pre-reqs for nursing, opening an etsy shop cause I crochet like there's no tomorrow! Also working with The Intense Intestines Foundation to raise money and awareness for IBD (you should look up the foundation! And if you're unfamiliar with IBD now's a good time to learn something new)
I’m really good at
Drinking vodka, getting my goth dance on, cooking, throat punching ha....

Crocheting! I can make just about anything.... Keeps me busy, makes me money, keeps people warm lol

I'm GREAT at singing terribly at high volume while driving in the car even when not alone lol

I'm good at throwing bowling balls straight into the gutters! Seriously if you thought you sucked, take me to play a game, you'll feel much better about it ;-)
The first things people usually notice about me
- purple hair
- I'm a girl with some meat on her bones
- tattoos
- nose ring
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books- Chelsea Chelsea bang bang, my horizontal life, are you there vodka? It's me, Chelsea, bloodlines, vampire academy, hush hush, the Harry potter series, the sookie stackhouse novels, unknown pleasures, touching from a distance

Movies- the monster squad, corky Romano, zoolander, pretty in pink, the other Boleyn girl, Harry potter series, cry baby, American history X, the notebook, all I wanna do!, that thing you do, the original nightmare on elm street series, nightmare before Christmas, beetlejuice, control, this is the end, 24 hour party people.... I could go on and on....

TV shows- some are no longer on TV as they've been retired but! Still watch/love them none the less

Dexter, Desperate housewives, Ugly Betty, Boardwalk Empire, The Walking Dead, Queer As Folk, The L Word, Sex and the city, Grey's Anatomy, SNL, True Blood

Do Netflix series count?! Orange is the new black and Hemlock Grove

Music- THE CURE!!, depeche mode, siouxsie and the banshees, joy division, new order, the ramones, deftones, lady gaga, LMFAO, B-52's, skinny puppy, Front242, prince, daft punk, bad boy bill, Cocteau twins, Elvis, chuck berry, patsy cline, Johnny cash, girl in a coma, front line assembly, suicide commando, ministry, And one, wire, yeah yeah yeahs, the chameleons, nick cave and the bad seeds, Morrissey, the smiths, yeah this could last a while lol

Food- anything I'm not allergic to lol no kiwi, bananas, mango, avacado
Six things I could never do without
My kiddos
Bottled water
My iPhone
Um.... Books!
......Joy Division & The Cure they're equal so they count as one =)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Booze, dancing, guys, chicks, how to make the perfect frosting, sex, shoes, how much I wish duckie from pretty in pink was real! And what crochet project should be next or my many many many tattoo ideas
On a typical Friday night I am
Really there's nothing "typical" I could be doing anything on Friday

However! Saturday you can find me at Milk bar! Come have a drink and a dance with me 😊
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've got a wicked scar from life saving surgery.... No I'm not afraid to show you
You should message me if
You would like to make new friends or more....

You're an Ian Curtis or a young Robert Smith look-a-like!! *swooooon*

Also if you can quote the monster squad
OOORRR!!!!! You can sing me a song by The Cure
Or you just feel like it
The two of us