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My self-summary
Honestly not really sure what to put here. Seems no matter what's written or how candid and open a guy is it fixes too strong an impression and the woman isn't willing to give the guy (who could very well be the best thing that's ever happened to her) writing them a solid chance. Call it judgmental, impressionable or wanting to jump to conclusions and weed people out for crazy reasons this box appears to either do you in, or rarely caus a spark enough for a response.

So I'm taking a different approach. This IS a dating site, right? And dating is a mysterious adventure down the path of which two people travel with unpredictable excitement? I think so.

Let's do it this way. Read what's here, see if you like it and go from there. No assumptions, no pressure, no time table. Just, jump on in. I'll say this though; I'll make you smile more than you ever thought possible, believe chivalry is alive and well and enjoy life on a calculated edge. Love my friends and family more than you can know and I try not to take life too seriously.

If that sounds worth getting to know? Great. If not? Thanks anyways and good luck. So get to know me. That's what we're here for, isn't it?
What I’m doing with my life
While POSSIBLY being Batman? (Please don't blow my cover. But if you see the signal up in the clouds, you know wassup)

I'm a high flying, ocean loving, angling, adrenaline seeking, sports obsessed, gun toting, down home country boy. Have a vast knowledge of the Earth and animals to go with outdoor enjoyment. Always up for adventure or going out on the water communing with nature. That is if I'm not going for a drive to get away or on my property getting lost in the woods.

And of course I work but that's just to pay the bills.
I’m really good at
Mischief. Random, useful facts. Grilling/cooking/baking. Knowing the people in your life who make it great are what's most important.
The first things people usually notice about me
I laugh all the time and get along with pretty much everybody...unless you're a d-bag. And I'm a sports addict. But as far as that goes, a real man SHOULD be into sports.

On that note: From August-Super Bowl weekend I absolutely live for the NFL. If either of the Manning brothers are playing? I'm watching.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
TV- Other than sports- Discovery, Velocity, NatGeo, AP, SciC and History. Anything about the Military. Time to laugh? South Park, Archer, Legit, Always Sunny, Seinfeld, Modern Family, Workaholics.
Movies- Countless.
Music- GOOD country (Garth, McGraw, Alan, Strait, Church, ZBB, Haggard, Willie, etc). Most of the new stuff is crap. Classic rock all day. Always love '90s rock and punk/jam bands (MB 20, Sublime, Pepper, Cypress Hill, Cake, old Green Day). Last but not least Buffett and Bob are my jam. Jimmy just puts me in a great mood no matter what.
Food- A great IPA or stout/porter. ICE CREAM. Put it in front of me, I'll cook/eat it. I'm an adventurous eater and have eaten lots of weird things. But seafood and Italian are tops.
Six things I could never do without
I'll leave this up to conversation.

1. Could do without though? Stupid people.

But I don't get it when people put shelter/car/technology here. I could be a cowboy, camp under the stars next to my dog, horse and rifle and be A ok. Though I'd miss sports/my iTunes...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to make this world a better place and how to spread the message that the Earth isn't just some endless resource we can abuse and take for granted.

Too deep? OK. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

On another serious note there are a LOT of classless, impolite dbags out there. Chivalry isn't dead ladies. Promise.
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing the same thing we do every night, Pinky. Trying to take over the world.

No really. Nothing different than any other night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a closet nerd. Total encyclopedia about the Earth we live on.

I think kids are hilarious. Feel like most guys are too hard ass to get along with children. Not ready to be a dad but when that day comes I'll be a great one. Just like mine is.

I'm pretty open though so if you have questions, please ask. Again, this IS a dating site, right?
You should message me if
First off, not limiting why I'm here. This is a full on crap shoot so enjoy it and take it for what it's here for.

Message me if you want good conversation, if you want to smile and if you think you have something unique to offer. And I'd be remised not to say I highly value a solid vocabulary/grammar and an education. If you message me with 'hi, sup. Your hot.' I'll say 'thanks, good luck' and move on (just being honest).

Personal note: a need to laugh, great smile, love of sports and a southern accent gets me every time. If you own a pair of cowboy boots, a gun and will go to a country bar/out to watch football? Wonderful. Of course, there are always exceptions.

The two of us