SmoothNerfHerder
30 Denver, United States
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My self-summary
I have a lot of passion in my life. I'm extremely spontaneous and like being active. There's always something to be had around town, just want someone to explore with!

Staying active and taking care of myself is important to me! I love being outside, backpacking/camping, hiking, white water rafting, sailing. I'm like a dog, let me go outside a couple times a day and I'll be happy! haha.

I'm a big Dr. Who, Game of Thorns, Vikings van. Every once and a while I'll take it easy with some fun show. I'm an ex-gamer. As much as I loved it, just don't have the time.

Feel like there needs to be a section for this somewhere on my profile...
Things not to say to a poly person:
1) "I'm looking for a serious relationship" - poly relationships are just as serious as monogamous ones.
2) "I'm looking for a committed relationship" - poly relationships are committed, the commitment just looks a little different.
3) "I'm looking for a real relationship"
Polyamory is pretty damn real. Throughout history many cultures have embraced different forms of ethical non-monogomy.
What I’m doing with my life
Laser surgery. No Joke... I mean, unless you watch Austin Powers, then "Lasers" is always a joke.

I like to write whenever I get free time. It's an important part of my life, and something I wish I had more time for. You can check out some of it if you want to click the link below. Feel free to tell me what you think.

Dream State
I’m really good at
See: "what am I doing with my life"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Enders Game!! Hills Like White Elephants, An Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge

Food: Indian

Music: Cake, Neon Trees, Cage the Elephants, Tenacious D, Queen, Beatles, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Flight Of The Conchords, System of a Down, Lonely Island, Puddle of Mudd, Plain White T's, Get Set Go, The Who... oh, and I listen to way to much NPR. haha

Movies: The Count of Monte Cristo, Star Wars, Princess Bride, Snatch, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Oceans 11, Van Wilder, Pulp Fiction, Monty Python: search for the holy grail, Legend of the Drunken Master, Star Wars, Armageddon, Casino Royal, Remember the Titans, Alien's, A Knights Tale, Star Wars, Dr. Horrible!!

TV Shows: Game of Thrones, Firefly, Dr. Who, Burn notice, Suits, Fringe, Big Bang theory.
The six things I could never do without
Some creative project that needs to exist.
Exploration, travel, adventure!
The Letter "e"
Being compared with Ferris Bueller
Multiple movie/music quotes hidden in my profile
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The zombie apocalypse. I have a foolproof way of surviving. I only tell people on a need to know basis... or after a few drinks.

And, you'll notice I start way to many sentences with a conjunction.
On a typical Friday night I am
Watching X-Files with no lights on.
You should message me if
If you like Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain
If you're not into yoga, if you have half-a-brain
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape
I'm the love that you've looked for, write to me and escape
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