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My self-summary
I'm an mixture of a lot of different things. I'm a freethinker open minded about new adventures. I like to think outside the box its dark in there. I have my Ph.D in YouTube it is truly the place to learn everything. I'm also a foodie willing to try almost anything atleast once. My sense of humor is kinda dark in a weird funny way. Life's too short to be serious all of the time. I like to hang out with friends and have a good time. Anything else you'll just have to ask...
What I’m doing with my life
Living it duh....Do people still say duh...nevermind I digress
I’m really good at
Shadow puppets
Drawing stick figures
Coming up with alternate ending to movies that would leave the whole movie theater pissed
Making rings out of money/paper
Going to the store and "testing" the cologne before a date
Remembering the names to a lot of one hit wonders
Dominating 6-9 year olds in hopscotch
Dunking on the frames of doors (which should be a sport in the Olympics Gold Metal Baby!!!)
Ruling the elementary school playgrounds in dodge ball
Sock speed skating and Sock figure skating I'm the Chazz Michael Michaels of sock figure skating
I have been called the Jimi Hendrix of my time on the air guitar in curtain circles
Pirating the high seas of the Internet
Being the token Black Guy lol
Eating spicy foods (one of my favorite thing to do)
Playing paper football (3 time Paper Super Bowl Champ kiss the rings!!!)
I've been known as the Bruce Lee of pencil break
The first things people usually notice about me
I never took the time to ask another person that question.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My favorite books are Shit My Dad Says, I Suck at Girls, 48 Laws of Power, Wall and Piece, Somebody's Gotta Say It, Freakonomics, Book of Basketball

My favorite movies are mostly documentaries.

My favorite shows too many to list, but here are a few honorable mention shows.

Saved by the Bell (The Bayside Triangle when Screech fights Zack)

The Office almost all of the 2nd through 4th seasons honorable mentions to Threat Level Midnight, Niagara (Pam & Jim's wedding), Goodbye Michael, and of course the Finale episode

The first two seasons of Reno 911

Inspector Gadget (Gadget and the Red Rose)

Almost every episode of King of Queens, Everybody Loves Ray, Seinfeld, The League, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, NTSF:SD:SUV, ESPN Playmakers (Damn you NFL for making them cancel that!!!), Wonder Years, Freaks and Geeks, Tailspin, DuckTales

The Simpson (Maggie Makes Three...that episode is still a tear jerker)

Glee (everything they are willing to produce don't hate)

The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (Bullets over Bel-Air Will gets shot) and ( 72 hours when Carlton goes to the hood)

Music anything that sounds good or anything that would be a great karaoke song.

My favorite food is whatever I'm eating at the time.
Six things I could never do without
Friends & Family
MacBook Pro
Google maps
A charger
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to take over the world and to a lesser extent...Is Jem and the Holograms the only cartoon that changed clothes on like every episode...If you haven't heard of it before its on Netflix
On a typical Friday night I am
On a Friday I'm at work all day you gotta love those schedules....
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I love romantic comedies!!!
You should message me if
-You took the time to actually read that whole profile and you're actually willing to trade Netflix queues or spotify playlist.

-If you don't have to use the words "Drama Free" in your profile. Truthfully it sounds like trouble is around the corner, or a case of scorned woman syndrome.

-If you want to play karate in the front yard, red light green light, or show off your cartwheel skills.

-If you want to have a slumber party watching the greatest movies of the 80`s.

-Go ahead pull the trigger on that send button!!! You can hit me up on Kik carboncopyfree.
The two of us