Hi, stranger! I'm Kyle~
I'm just a big, twisted kid, only-just settling into a sense of professional belonging, which I find pretty fucking rad. I've an affinity for spicy cooking, veteran friends, and walking. The walking bit is important, since I'm mostly paid to do that. :3
I'm very sensitive to toxic behaviors, and highly responsive to solving my own emotions, feeding from a one-two absurdist/nihilist big-picture perspective. Most anything is easy to process from a high enough perch. :D
There's also a budding minimalist in there, as I look around at all my stuff, with my big fancy perspective, and daydream about owning just four pieces of furniture and a Swedish Vallhund. That'd be cool~ :3
Now that I have this comfy pile of vacation time racked up? I'm planning a road trip! Looking like a tour of Abandoned America at this point. :3
Also(!): I've teamed up with a buddy to build up his garage shop. He gets my woodworking/basic carpentry, and I get to tool around with his welder(I'ma learn to weld! >:D).
Crises. Like... not that I'm always in one, but I tend to keep my cool in the face of all hell breaking loose.
MST3K! I /can/ enjoy a movie even as I make fun of it, though. This also happens with music. SAIL.
Super-short, packed with good things. I think I'll be re-reading this every few months just to make sure I stay on track.
I read... sometimes. It's silly, 'cause I really do love to read, but the existential dread following the end of a book/series is a pretty strong deterrent...
Competitive Erotic Fan Fiction
Welcome to Night Vale
The Black Tapes
Privateer Press Primecast
Guys We Fucked
The Art of Charm
I... don't use my TV for TV... not to be that pretentious "No TV" dude, I just get plenty of media from the internet, and don't feel the need. I'm at least conversational with most Netflix hero series, and hey, isn't that sci-fi channel starting to get good? ouo
My music runs from Kaki Cole, to CellDweller, to Tricky, to Nickel Creek, and really all over the map. Recently I've been listening to a mix of Barenaked Ladies and various metal groups... Oh, and Steam Powered Giraffe! A thing happened about four years ago that damaged my voice, but now it's pretty much better, and so I'm getting back into singing as much as possible. :3
There is a thing that happens, where I'll ask "Do you want to go on an adventure?" That always, /always/ means I'm looking to push my limits with spicy food. That said? I like most ethnic foods! If I could, I'd let my weekly diet revolve through Burritos, sushi, curry, and whatever new recipe I've chosen to put through my pressure cooker(it's so cool(!)). I want to say that Buzzfeed's "Tasty" series doesn't rule me, but I've cooked about a dozen of their recipes, and... stop it, Buzzfeed! You don't control me! D:<<br />
...it is good food, though~
Pre-emoji type faces. :3
Fascinating humans(all humans are fascinating)!
The subtle knowledge of my own insignificance, even though I'm awesome. :D
That's a pretty good sample, anyway. :3
Seriously, though, the ladies here have to deal with a lot. o_o
P.S.- Maybe you want to know what the farmer said when he lost his tractor.