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My self-summary
"We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars"

I guess I should preface this all with I've been out of the country for a little over a year and just got back this June 2016. I was abroad working as a chef and restaurant consultant, even though I never worked in a kitchen in my life. I guess I just had the skills without all of the expensive degree stuff that America usually wants you to have haha. I can't take a good picture, so enjoy my ugly mug and some puppy pictures. I'm back in Orlando, and just looking for a friend and maybe more from there. Weirdos are sexy.

I am just an average guy who is never in one place for too long. I make designs and like to think I know a thing or two about a thing or two. Sarcasm and lame jokes are the weapons of choice in my arsenal. Former Army intel, honorably discharged for injury to my legs.

Looking for my way back to the West Coast and maybe taking someone with me. I am always sketching, doodling, or working on some digital art. I like to play games (Overwatch is so hawt right now), watch tons of movies and documentaries, pick fights with my brother, and cook. I also spend a good amount of time reading up on current scientific papers and discoveries, there's just something exciting about how there's always something to be learned.

I have a few tattoos and want more, I am a big guy due to my legs being messed up, but I am comfortable in my own skin and looking to be with someone who could care less about a little extra on them bones, because I will always be a big dude. Besides, I give awesome hugs ;3
What I’m doing with my life
Looking to make art my career again and trying to make connections to make my dream projects into something more real.
I’m really good at
Graphic Design, Bull shitting, video games, pretending to be special, making you laugh when you thought you really couldn't possibly at that moment, finding time even when I'm exhausted to spend time with people. Cooking... that's right, I can make the hard stuff like spaghetti. Love people watching in public places, everyone is just so unique and it's fun to analyze what they may be going through.
The first things people usually notice about me
I suppose most often if it's a girl, it's that I'm huggable. I've literally had girls just want to hug me. I'm big, tall and warm, so I guess it stands to reason why it keeps happening.

I also have really poofy and wavy hair. People like to touch it >__>
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Art books ranging from video game artists to Mucha to Design style guides. Harry Potter, Sandman Slim, World War Z, The Walking Dead, Comics, Ancient history guides and textbooks, random interesting what ever. Recommend something and I will always attempt to find something redeeming.

Movies: I love ALL movies. Art house, foreign, indie, horror, comedy, etc. I love it all. I spend a lot of my time watching as many and varied titles I can. Cinema just does it for me. Top 3 include Amadeus, Lock Stock and 2 Smoking Barrels, The Darjeeling Limited. Big Wes Anderson and Tarantino fan. I'm also a HUGE nerd and love all the Marvel flicks (Team Cap! Bucky is my bro), Harry Potter, Serenity, Troma, etc. I would love to act, if only I could remember my lines :C

Show: GAME OF THRONES!, Dexter, Downton Abbey, Futurama, South Park, Bob's Burgers, Bojack Horseman. British comedies like Peep Show, The Mighty Boosh, SPACED, Black Books. I use to really keep up with Dr. Who and The Walking Dead but kind of meh now; Anything that can keep my attention. I don't even have cable, but with the internet, where is the need really. Usually I wait for the seasons to be done so I can do a marathon and just geek out completely.

Music: Anything except Gangster rap and New Country. I love stuff like Foxy Shazam (friends of mine btw!), Jimmy Eat World, Blink 182, Queen, The Mars Volta, The Shins, Chiodos, Bird and the Bee, Vampire Weekend, White Stripes, MCR, The Killers, Al Green, Kavinsky, DeadMau5, Daft Punk, Gorillaz, Bright Eyes, Postal Service, David Bowie, Tegan and Sara, RHCP, The Fall of Troy, Crystal Castles, Coheed and Cambria, Attack Attack, Dance Gavin Dance. Currently I'm on a big Synthwave and Vaporwave kick; Just listen to Com Truise- In Decay. The list goes on and oooooooooooon!
Six things I could never do without
Photoshop, Music collection, Steam Library, Doodle the Puppy, Sketchbook, Internet
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Getting back to the West Coast and how to make art and not have to work again.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging out with my brother and roommate wondering where to go for dinner and then probably doing some Rocket League or Overwatch till the early morning.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I snore and it makes me uncomfortable to sleep around new relationships for fear that it could be a deal breaker Q__Q
You should message me if
You're looking for an IRL friend, Interweb Acquaintance, just want to talk or would like to catch a movie. I would love to find someone special of course, but I find it doesn't hurt to spend some time and maybe start as friends. Honestly though I am looking for something serious; a best friend for the long run.

Just rescue me from boredom.
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