30Warsaw, Poland
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My self-summary
I'm the little mermaid who came ashore to find her prince charming. Apparently, he fell off his white horse and lost his memory/got kidnapped/got abducted by aliens, 'cause I haven't been able to find him yet.
When do I find him, I'll probably invade and conquer his kindgom, steal his horse, and send the prince on his merry way ;)
What I’m doing with my life
Now that's a good question. I'm... let's just say I'm trying to survive.
I’m really good at
singing off-key & dancing off-rhythm
staying up all night & sleeping in all day
annoying the hell out of other people
making mountains out of ant hills
being a weirdo
The first things people usually notice about me
Well, that would be my hair, 'cause my hair is red. Really red. Ariel-the-little-mermaid red. Usually they go "Your hair's natural like that?!" or try to touch it. Touching my hair makes me want to bite their hands off. So then they notice I'm prone to aggressive reaction. By that time they try to make their gateway, covering their heads as I proceed to throw heavy items at them.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favourite food - have to say it's the food that's in my mouth, but I also appreciate food that's on its way to my mouth ;-) seriously - if you cook for me, I'll eat anything!
Music - Florence and the Machine. And then Florence and the Machine. And then some more of Florence. But also Eminen, Voltaire, David Guetta, Lady Gaga, Pitbull, Michael Jackson, Bollywood, Hollywood Undead, Czesław Mozil, the Offspring, Weird Al Yankovic, also movie soundtracks, recently all the Mushishi soundtracks... My mp3 player is full of pretty much everything.
Books - Pratchett and Gaiman never get boring, then we have Stephen King, Joanna Chmielewska, Blake Crouch, Michael Crichton, Agatha Christie, Clive Barker, China Mieville, The Adventures of Tintin (yeah, I know, it's a comic... so what? ;)), Lindsey Davis, Scott Westerfeld, Koji Suzuki, Andrzej Pilipiuk, Christopher Moore, Kate Griffin, ... but I'll read any book as long as it grabs my attention (book whore :D)
Movies - GODZILLA!! JURASSIC WORLD! MAD MAX FURY ROAD! PACIFIC RIM!! most MARVEL/DC screening (not tv series, sorry, just... no), Jurassic Park (puuuh-lease), The Thing 1982 version is a classic, my good man , Alien saga, Predator saga, Inglourious Basterds, Disney classics, Pixar Studio, maaaany more... I adore horror, sci-fi, and movies with A PLOT. If they have zero or very little romance, even better. Can't stand romantic comedies.
TV Shows - Star Trek, The Grimm, Whitechapel, Ripper Street, Sherlock, Elementary, Sleepy Hollow, Hannibal, Almost Human, Death Valley, Under the Dome, X-Files, Doctor Who, Dracula, Vera, Broadchurch, Stranger Things... you might not even get me out of the house because of them :)
Six things I could never do without
- a good book to pass the time (currently: re-re-reading Terry Pratchett's Discworld, AGAIN)
- paper and pencil - filling blank pages with what's inside my mind
- handkerchiefs - I'm allergic to b*llshit and stupid people, so I tend to sneeze a lot
- mp3 player - can't live without music, it keeps me sane and calms down my inner voices...
- comfy shoes - heels, heels, go away, don't come back any other day
- glasses - I'm short-sighted, so I use sounds to navigate around, like a bat :D
- pocket mirror - gotta check who's a human and who's a vampire, right?
I spend a lot of time thinking about life. Boring, eh?
...what (or who) I want to do in my life.
...why I haven't left this planet yet (working on it).
... how to "set fiiiire to the raaaaaiiin", 'cause it sound like a challenge!
On a typical Friday night I am
reading my favourite books/watching my favourite movies/relaxing/drawing/writing stories/meeting my friends/doing nothing and being happy about it ;-)
Once in a blue moon I let myself be dragged out to a club or a home party.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Nope, I'm not admitting anything without my lawyer.
You should message me if
If you really, really think that your life is boring and lacks problems ;-)
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