26 Brooklyn, United States
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My self-summary
Hi. My name is Casey. In general, I feel A-OK about me.

I'm a guy who tries to make movies with an all right beard. I'm tallish and a bit out of shape, but working on it: the out of shape part. I like to write a lot. Moths kinda freak me out. Babies/sloths/baby sloths make me squeal. I do plenty with my bare hands, but wish I had bear hands. I can't touch my toes. At the age of 4, I was traumatized by the 3-D movie ride "Honey, I Shrunk the Audience," but I've gotten over it. If modesty were an Olympic sport, I don't know, I'd do OK. I am an exclusively 90s R&B karaoke man. I refuse to use hashtags properly. Every time you see a slash on here, I would say "slash" out loud. I'll probably like you, always respect you, and definitely hug you.
What I’m doing with my life
Making junk.
I’m really good at
A man walks into a bar. He notices a sign above the door that reads "World Famous Punch."
He asks the bartender, "Barkeep, is there anyway I could get some of your World Famous Punch?"
The bartender replies, "Punch? Certainly, but you'll have to wait in the line."
The man looks around. He doesn't see anything...
The first things people usually notice about me
Animal magnetism?
Also, I like to say hi to strangers.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My username is a Boy Meets World reference.
The six things I could never do without
The word "Bucket"
The Q-Tip Eargasm
Little Nemo
Raspberries (Fruit and Action)
16mm Film
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My next film.
Paul Thomas Anderson's next film.
Subversion of dictatorial and didactic gender roles and heteronormativity in the media, and thus society.
What people I know look like naked.
What it would be like to be a whale.
What a whale thinks about me.
Disney Channel Original Movies.
"MUFUGGA!" and "Sheeeeeyit."
How my Cockney accent's coming across.
On a typical Friday night I am
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
The Iron Giant makes me cry every time I watch it.
You should message me if
You maybe think I could possibly be a pretty all right guy.