I like my craft beer, whiskey, Bears, Blackhawks, Cubs, camping, fishing, and all the outdoor stuff. Historical programming/documentaries are great as long as they aren't produced by the History Channel. I enjoy both crude and intelligent humor because both have a time and place. I am also big into volunteer work and sit on the board of several community groups. Sleeping in when I have some time off is awesome. I love laughing when shit goes wrong or right, and not taking things too seriously.
Television: Trailer Park Boys, Star Trek, South Park, Rick & Morty, Battlestar Galactica, Parks and Recreation, Game of Thrones, Archer, West World, The Walking Dead, Everything Whedon, Kids in the Hall, Arrested Development, Doctor Who, Fringe, Supernatural, Reno: 911!, Stargate, Mystery Science Theater 3000, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Flight of the Conchords, and Futurama. I mean, there is no way to list them all. Jesus, I'd really have to include "Dinosaurs" aka the perfect animatronic show of the 1990's if you want me to be REALLY specific on this one.
Movies: Super Troopers, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Kahn (the others as well), Ghostbusters (I&II), Dr. Strangelove, Finding Nemo, Invasion of the Body Snatchers, Star Wars, Citizen Kane, Rashomon, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Red Dragon, The Shawshank Redemption, O Brother, Where Art Thou?, Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, Moulin Rouge, The Jersey Trilogy, Children of Men, Big Fish, Quentin Tarantino, and Bad Santa. I worked as a projectionist for 5 ½ years so there are some not on this list. Well, a lot of them actually. (I hope you see a pattern here)
Music: Umphrey’s McGee, Moe., Keller Williams, Yonder Mountain String Band, Stevie Wonder, Toto, Talking Heads, Huey Lewis and the News, Phish, some Country (Shhhhhh...), Victor Wooten, Rush, Grateful Dead, The Beatles, J-Roc, and Rage Against the Machine.
2. Something to read. However, it has to be at least 10X the quality of any Daily Mail article. That might set the bar too low...
3. My kitty. He can be pretty neat at times, even if he is a pretentious dick.
4. My phone because I have been stranded before and it is a terrifying situation.
5. An asthma inhaler because I need it to live.
6. A really nice pen.
I let the dogs out...
You're bored or want to have a drink sometime.