Hydrate or die!
Incase you didn't notice from my pictures, I have fully absorbed hammock life. If you're unsure about hammocks or don't know anything about them, 🎵 I can show you the world, shining shimmering splendid 🎵
Alternatively: looking for a professional who wants to let me work from home. Read: "House Husband"
Christmas trees are incredibly stupid.
So is Chipotle...No your argument is invalid, Chipotle is bullshit.
You have a right zip regular length mummybag and you want to go sleep outside and passibly zip up together.
You will read to me.
I can read to you.
You will braid my hair.
You will teach me to braid your hair.
We can have knitting sessions.
You tell it like it is. (communication is key in any human/human interaction)
You have high self esteem.
You will buy me Tacos.
You're good at darts or pool, I'm looking for a partner in crime to help me clean house.
You want to go bouldering.
You don't need to have all of these skills, qualities or interests but a few would be rad.