CasualCyclist
26 Portland, United States
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My self-summary
If you'd like to collaborate things and share awesome experiences as we float through the vastness of space then we should be the hanging out type of friends.

Looking for a professional who wants to let me work from home. Read: "House Husband"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I usually skim if not entirely skip this section of profiles. They're usually too long and I'd rather get to know these types of things about a person offline, over time.
The six things I could never do without
A place to call home
Adrenaline
A wide selection of Oregon craft beer
A well seasoned cast iron skillet
sarcasm
Dreams

Six things I can do without
Angry (Violent) Drunks
Giving fucks
Soft drinks (soda)
People who don't have even slightly decent communication skills
Cigarette smokers
Flighty motherfuckers
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The vastness of space. Are we living inside of a simulation? Where is the closest pizza?
On a typical Friday night I am
Hopefully new and or fun stuff.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
If "Netflix & Chill" is a euphemism for "Hey, let's bang" then "Netflix & Mellow" is a euphemism for "Hey, wanna watch Netflix and eat popcon".

Stephen Fry on God:
http://youtu.be/-suvkwNYSQo

Christmas trees are incredibly stupid.
So is Chipotle...No your argument is invalid, Chipotle is bullshit.
You should message me if
You're okay with being really close but also platonic

You understand how easily sarcasm is lost in digital translation and can forgive a misunderstanding.

You will read to me.

I can read to you.

I can cook for you.

You will cook for me.

You will braid my hair.

You will teach me to braid your hair.

We can have knitting sessions.

You tell it like it is. (communication is key in any human/human interaction)

You're down for Netflix & mellow. (See definition of "Netflix & Mellow" above) ↑

You have high self esteem.

You will buy me Tacos.

You're good at darts or pool, I'm looking for a partner in crime to help me clean house.

You want to go bouldering.

Fuck yes or fuck off.

You don't need to have all of these skills, qualities or interests but a few would be rad.
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