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My self-summary
Edit: During July and the first week of August please let me know if you have any interest in Pickathon 8/3-8/6

My mother says I'm practical.

I have three roommates in FoPo, an awesome job, my car is a stickshift. Wern't there only one or two more things required to initiate the "First date" questline? Why not send me a message to find out?
What I’m doing with my life
Searching for the right flavor of adrenaline.
I’m really good at
being the guy at work who fixes/builds the things that no one else can/will, while simultaneously struggling with things my teammates breeze through. It's a niche market that is both rewarding and irritating.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I usually skim if not entirely skip this section of profiles. They're usually too long and I'd rather get to know these types of things about a person offline.
Six things I could never do without
Giving fucks
I want this type of adrenaline.
A well seasoned cast iron skillet

Six things I could never not do without
Giving fucks
Angry (Violent) Drunks
People who accelerate towards red lights
People who don't use blinkers
Black licorice
Cigarette smokers
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Don't let the existential dread set in. So many things around us in society are seemingly backwards, it makes me want to flip so many tables, so many. All the things I'm bad at make other people want to flip tables.

As articulated by user Spoooonerism: "I wish OKC had the relationship type "flexible." I've had monogamous and nonmonogamous relationships and really think it just depends on the person and situation."

Edit: I have been mulling over this for quite a while. Sexuality is quite confusing to me, I'm not really sure of anything about it. I know it feels good and what not but there are so many people here and everyone thinks something different about it. You know what else no one agrees on? Religion; seems to me there is no right answer in either case, although I'd like to hear your opinion of both.
You should message me if
You have a right zip regular length mummy bag and you want to go sleep outside in the nature.

You will read to me.

I can read to you.

You will braid my hair.

You will teach me to braid your hair.

We can do knitting time.

You will buy me Tacos.

You're good at darts or pool, I'm looking for a partner in crime to help me clean house.

You want to go climbing.

You don't need to have all of these skills, qualities or interests but a few would be a rad place to start.
The two of us