Looking for a professional who wants to let me work from home. Read: "House Husband"
A wide selection of Oregon craft beer
A well seasoned cast iron skillet
Six things I can do without
Angry (Violent) Drunks
Soft drinks (soda)
People who don't have even slightly decent communication skills
Stephen Fry on God:
Christmas trees are incredibly stupid.
So is Chipotle...No your argument is invalid, Chipotle is bullshit.
You understand how easily sarcasm is lost in digital translation and can forgive a misunderstanding.
You will read to me.
I can read to you.
I can cook for you.
You will cook for me.
You will braid my hair.
You will teach me to braid your hair.
We can have knitting sessions.
You tell it like it is. (communication is key in any human/human interaction)
You're down for Netflix & mellow. (See definition of "Netflix & Mellow" above) ↑
You have high self esteem.
You will buy me Tacos.
You're good at darts or pool, I'm looking for a partner in crime to help me clean house.
You want to go bouldering.
Fuck yes or fuck off.
You don't need to have all of these skills, qualities or interests but a few would be rad.