CasualCyclist
26 Portland, United States
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My self-summary
Meadows season pass? Let's shred!

Hydrate or die!

Incase you didn't notice from my pictures, I have fully absorbed hammock life. If you're unsure about hammocks or don't know anything about them, 🎵 I can show you the world, shining shimmering splendid 🎵

Alternatively: looking for a professional who wants to let me work from home. Read: "House Husband"
What I’m doing with my life
I work at a small fabric structure company. It is way more cool than I am.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I usually skim if not entirely skip this section of profiles. They're usually too long and I'd rather get to know these types of things about a person offline, over time.
The six things I could never do without
A place to call home
Adrenaline
A wide selection of Oregon craft beer
A well seasoned cast iron skillet
sarcasm
Dreams

Six things I can do without
Angry (Violent) Drunks
Giving fucks
Soft drinks (soda)
People who don't have even slightly decent communication skills
Cigarette smokers
Flighty motherfuckers
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Don't let the existential dread set in.
On a typical Friday night I am
Going to bed early so I can wake up and go snowboarding.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
If "Netflix & Chill" is a euphemism for "Hey, let's bang" then "Netflix & Mellow" is a euphemism for "Hey, wanna watch Netflix and eat popcon".

Christmas trees are incredibly stupid.
So is Chipotle...No your argument is invalid, Chipotle is bullshit.
You should message me if
You understand how easily sarcasm and other human tones can be lost in digital translation and can forgive a misunderstanding.

You have a right zip regular length mummybag and you want to go sleep outside and passibly zip up together.

You will read to me.

I can read to you.

You will braid my hair.

You will teach me to braid your hair.

We can have knitting sessions.

You tell it like it is. (communication is key in any human/human interaction)

You have high self esteem.

You will buy me Tacos.

You're good at darts or pool, I'm looking for a partner in crime to help me clean house.

You want to go bouldering.

You don't need to have all of these skills, qualities or interests but a few would be rad.
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