26Portland, United States
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My self-summary
I have three roommates in FoPo, an awesome job, my car is a stickshift. Wern't there only one or two more things required to initiate the "First date" questline? Why not send me a message to find out?

As articulated by user Spoooonerism: "I wish OKC had the relationship type "flexible." I've had monogamous and nonmonogamous relationships and really think it just depends on the person and situation."
What I’m doing with my life
Searching for the right flavor of adrenaline.
I’m really good at
Being that guy at work who fixes the things that no one else can/will while simultaneously struggling with simple things. It's a niche market.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I usually skim if not entirely skip this section of profiles. They're usually too long and I'd rather get to know these types of things about a person offline.
Six things I could never do without
Giving fucks
I want this type of adrenaline.
A well seasoned cast iron skillet

Six things I can do without
Giving fucks
Angry (Violent) Drunks
Soft drinks (soda)
Black licorice
Cigarette smokers
Poor communicators
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Don't let the existential dread set in.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't care what kind of kinky shit you're into, as long as I can clean you then I'll be stoked. Yeah, Dr. Bronner's and a loofa.
You should message me if
You have a right zip regular length mummy bag and you want to go sleep outside in the nature.

You will read to me.

I can read to you.

You will braid my hair.

You will teach me to braid your hair.

We can do knitting time.

You will buy me Tacos.

You're good at darts or pool, I'm looking for a partner in crime to help me clean house.

You want to go bouldering.

You don't need to have all of these skills, qualities or interests but a few would be a rad place to start.
The two of us