29 Orlando, United States
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My self-summary
**Currently living in Key West but looking to move to Orlando by year's end.**

I just want a girl who's not afraid to occasionally whisper "for the Horde" in the bedroom. You know, a real romantic.

I grew up in the Keys but I never liked seafood or fishing. I support equal rights (same-sex marriage, gender equality, etc.) as well as Secularism.

I'm a huge fan of tattoos and piercings even though I only have 1 tattoo. I love seeing other people's work and hearing the story behind why they got it and also where they got it done.
What I’m doing with my life
Good question. I want to move out of Florida and find a climate that agrees with me more. Maybe go to Seattle or Vancouver.
I’m really good at
Talking mostly. Telling stories, playing devil's advocate, giving advice (but not following it), ranting, giving reviews.
The first things people usually notice about me
My sense of humor by far.

I get some compliments on my eyes as well.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My favorites books are the Dark Tower novels from Stephen King. I also like classic sci-fi like Arthur C. Clarke and Isaac Asimov, Michael Crichton, deadpool, captain america (the old one anyway), Justice Society, Fables, John Dies At The End,

I like a lot of movies; Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, Fight Club, Lost in Translation, Unbreakable, Boondock Saints, Army of Darkness, The Dark Knight, Inception, Tron:Legacy, Ikiru (as well as other Kurosawa), Iron Sky, Indiana Jones, Black Dynamite, Casablanca

TV shows; Game of Thrones, The Walking Dead, Boodndocks, Veture Brothers, Paranoia Agent, Cowboy Bebop, Fullmetal Achemist, Dirty jobs, How It's Made, The Daily Show, Last Week Tonight, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Black Dynamite,

Music; funk, old soul/R&B, classic rock, jazz, big band, orchestral, movie soundtracks, Gorillaz, The Black Keys, Styles of beyond, Dangerdoom, Daft Punk, RJD2, Run the Jewels

Food; Italian, Mexican, some Chinese, some Caribbean, Japanese that isn't sushi, Indian, Thai
The six things I could never do without
Hot showers
My Car
Good Conversation
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Space and what it's filled with, digital society, creative projects, the future, hypothetical situations that will literally never happen, generally unproductive stuff.
On a typical Friday night I am
relaxing and not going anywhere near Key West.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a schoolboy crush on Aisha Tyler
I Play D&D.
Sometimes i giggle like Peter from Family Guy
You should message me if
You want to hang out, play video games, go grab a bite, or just bullshit.

We have a 0% match and you want to formally accept me as your rival/nemesis.