29 Big Pine Key, United States
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My self-summary
I just want a girl who's not afraid to occasionally whisper "for the Horde" in the bedroom. You know, a real romantic.

I grew up in the Keys but I never liked seafood or fishing. I support equal rights (same-sex marriage, gender equality, etc.) as well as Secularism.

I'm a huge fan of tattoos and piercings even though I only have 1 tattoo. I love seeing other people's work and hearing the story behind why they got it and also where they got it done.
What I’m doing with my life
Good question. I want to move out of Florida. Maybe go to Seattle or Vancouver. I wouldn't mind doing some teaching in Japan either.
I’m really good at
Telling stories, telling jokes, playing devil's advocate, being the voice of reason, being comfortable.
The first things people usually notice about me
My sense of humor by far.

I get some compliments on my eyes as well.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My favorites books are the Dark Tower books from Stephen King. I also like classic sci-fi like Arthur C. Clarke and Isaac Asimov, deadpool, captain america (the old one anyway), Justice Society, Fables, John Dies At The End,

I like a lot of movies; Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, Fight Club, Lost in Translation, Unbreakable, Boondock Saints, Army of Darkness, The Dark Knight, Inception, Tron:Legacy, Ikiru (as well as other Kurosawa), Iron Sky, Indiana Jones, Black Dynamite, Casablanca

TV shows; Game of Thrones, The Walking Dead, Boodndocks, Veture Brothers, Paranoia Agent, Cowboy Bebop, Fullmetal Achemist, Dirty jobs, How It's Made, The Daily Show, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Black Dynamite,

Music; funk, old soul/R&B, classic rock, jazz, big band, orchestral, movie soundtracks, Gorillaz, The Black Keys, Styles of beyond, Dangerdoom, Daft Punk, RJD2,

Food; Italian, Mexican, some Chinese, Greek, some Caribbean
Not a huge fan of Japanese food (except ramen!), seafood, Indian, Thai
The six things I could never do without
Hot showers
My Car
Good Conversation
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Space and what it's filled with, digital society, creative projects, the future, the perfect joke that only comes up after the moment has passed

Whether I should go off into the unexplored or simply stay the course.
On a typical Friday night I am
relaxing and not going anywhere near Key West.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a schoolboy crush on Aisha Tyler
I Play D&D.
Sometimes i giggle like Peter from Family Guy
You should message me if
You want to hang out, play video games, go grab a bite, or just bullshit.

We have a 0% match and you want to formally accept me as your rival/nemesis.