Catalienne
24Fort Worth, United States
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My self-summary
Flowers are like having everlasting sunshine in your house.

I go on photobooth when I'm bored and take selfies that I never show anyone. I hold myself to my own standards, and if I don't meet yours, I'm okay with that.

I spent a full semester in high school doing my best imitation of a british accent and they. all. believed me. Even though I definitely fucked up a few times.

I am bad at feelings.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying not to be too much of an idiot.

Also just started rock climbing. Fun stuff.
I’m really good at
The internet. Semantics and equivocation. Being a bitch. But hey, bitches get shit done.

HEY, THE ABOVE IS REALLY IMPORTANT. READ IT. PLEASE. LIKE, IF YOU WANT TO BREAK ME DOWN INTO MY ESSENTIAL PARTS, THOSE FOUR SENTENCES ARE A FANTASTIC START.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm about 5'10" in my favorite heels. I talk a lot. Also, I hate unsolicited advice, and I will do my utter best to fuck your shit up if you try.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Terry Brooks is a hack. GRRM doesn't make sense. Hemingway sounds like a pubescent thirteen year old. Reading fat books for the sake of saying you read fat books is stupid. Fight me.

I'm hooked on Vikings, if only because Lagertha is my idol. My favorite all time movie is Boondock Saints because gratuitous violence, unique cinematography, and "Fuck! Ass!"

Raised on classic rock, so I'm always down for some of that, but I listen to most anything that isn't slow and sappy. My current favs list on Spotify includes Halsey, Fall Out Boy, Arctic Monkeys, and Beyonce.

I like cooking, but if I'm on my own I'll usually just cook some meat or eat some rabbit food. Sometimes both. Sushi is the beautiful ray of sunshine that makes life worth living.

I can't cook desserts at all so instead I eat raw cookie dough. Because only pansies get salmonella.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why do you have my answer marked unacceptable if it's the same as yours? Is it double standards or do you just not understand how the whole questions section works?

Also politics.
On a typical Friday night I am
a bimbo of the highest order. Legit Grandmaster status over here, bow down, plebeians.

Eh, if I'm not working it's a tossup as to whether I'm being lazy and playing Diablo or getting involved with alcohol and finding out she's a bitch when we break up.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
The best pun I've gotten on this site is that my sass is most sasstisfactory. Still makes me smile.
You should message me if
You pick up books for fun. Reading required, though picture books are acceptable if you are 5 years or younger. The bigger the book, the better, as heavier books are better for hitting people with.

You do non-vanilla things.
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