I go on photobooth when I'm bored and take selfies that I never show anyone. I hold myself to my own standards, and if I don't meet yours, I'm okay with that.
I spent a full semester in high school doing my best imitation of a british accent and they. all. believed me. Even though I definitely fucked up a few times.
I am bad at feelings.
I'm also trying to figure out how many jobs I can juggle at once. At one point, I was up to four, but now I technically have three, but in actuality I have two.
I also have an Akita-GSD. Her name is Athena because she's an imperious bitch. No idea where she learned that from.
HEY, THE ABOVE IS REALLY IMPORTANT. READ IT. PLEASE. LIKE, IF YOU WANT TO BREAK ME DOWN INTO MY ESSENTIAL PARTS, THOSE FOUR SENTENCES ARE A FANTASTIC START.
-I am of the opinion that Terry Brooks is a hack.
-I'm usually down for a good biography, and I'm SLOWLY working my way through the classics. Ivanhoe is tough shit, not gonna lie.
-If you condescend to me regarding reading materials, I will I cut you. And no, I will not meet you after that.
I like action movies a lot, and don't generally like romantic comedies (although "For A Good Time Call..." is pretty dope), and I'm hooked on Vikings, which is awesome, if only because Lagertha is my idol. My favorite all time movie is Boondock Saints because gratuitous violence, unique cinematography, and "Fuck! Ass!"
Music... I was raised on classic rock, so I'm always down for some of that, but I listen to most anything that isn't slow and sappy. My current favs list on Spotify includes Halsey, Fall Out Boy, Arctic Monkeys, and Beyonce.
I like cooking, but if I'm on my own I'll usually just cook some meat or eat some rabbit food. Sometimes both. Sushi is the beautiful ray of sunshine that makes life worth living.
I can't cook desserts at all and that fact saddens me greatly. So I make desserts that I don't have to cook. Read: I eat raw cookie dough. Because only pansies get salmonella.
And what qualifies as a BIG tattoo?!?! Inches, how much of the body part in question is taken up by the tattoo in question?
Eh, if I'm not working it's a tossup as to whether I'm being lazy and playing video games or getting into trouble on the town.
Full offense, but if you’re a man and a woman tells you she’s bisexual and your response is “wanna have a threesome,” you’re a piece of shit and I hope your dick rots and falls off.