I go on photobooth when I'm bored and take selfies that I never show anyone. I hold myself to my own standards, and if I don't meet yours, I'm okay with that.
I am bad at feelings.
I'm also trying to figure out how many jobs I can juggle at once. At one point, I was up to four, but now at two.
I also have two dogs, a boxer-husky (maybe?) and an Akita-GSD. If you send me a message asking what breed my dogs are, you're an idiot, and I will not laugh at you.
-I am of the opinion that Terry Brooks is a hack.
-I'm usually down for a good biography, and I'm SLOWLY working my way through the classics. Ivanhoe is tough shit, not gonna lie.
- I'm the kind of reader that picked up Game of Thrones in in 8th grade before anybody started talking about the first episode, and if you know anything about GoT books, that says something to you.. If you condescend to me regarding reading materials, I will I call you out. And no, I will not meet you after that.
I like action movies a lot, and don't generally like romantic comedies (although "For A Good Time Call..." is pretty dope), and I'm hooked on Vikings, which is awesome, if only because Lagertha is my idol. My favorite all time movie is Boondock Saints because gratuitous violence, unique cinematography, and "Fuck! Ass!"
Music... I was raised on classic rock, so I'm always down for some of that, but I listen to most anything that isn't slow and sappy. My current favs list on Spotify includes Halsey, Fall Out Boy, Arctic Monkeys, and Beyonce.
I like cooking, but if I'm on my own I'll usually just cook a steak oteat some rabbit food. Rarely both. Sushi is the beautiful ray of sunshine that makes life worth living.
I can't cook desserts at all and that fact saddens me greatly. So I make desserts that I don't have to cook. Read: I eat raw cookie dough. Because only pansies get salmonella.
And what qualifies as a BIG tattoo?!?!
Which of my dogs is smarter. They each have their moments, y'know?
The best pun I've gotten on this site is that my sass is most sasstisfactory. Still makes me smile.
You can Feel the Bern.
Ya'll, don't fucking condescend to me, don't be a pretentious prick, and don't be stupid on your own end. Be openminded, and be interesting.