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My self-summary
I'm a pretty laid back guy from the east coast (Philly Yo!), and I've lived in LA long enough to have bought a house, so I guess I'm here permanently...But I'm still a Philly boy at heart, so don't get cocky!

I love to travel, so a good spontaneous road trip makes me happy.

I'm a big fan of eating out at restaurants (Mainly because I can't cook, and I'd starve otherwise...)

I also have a theory that you can put either cheese or peanut butter (never both!) on anything edible and it would taste delicious. I invite you to prove me wrong.

Anything else you need to know? Please don't hesitate to ask. I promise not to hate you right off the bat... Unless you're asking for it.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a writer/reality TV producer (Yes, I'm part of the problem... but it's fun. Sometimes. Except it isn't.) But as my career evolves, I get pretty excited about finding new ways to enjoy what I'm doing.

Of course, I also get pretty excited about finding ways to avoid what I'm supposed to be doing. I think that's where you come in.
I’m really good at
• Making Up Nicknames For People
• Watching television
• Making You Laugh. (maybe)
The first things people usually notice about me
• My Eyes
• My Laugh
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Sedaris is amazing--I kind of want to be him when I grow up. I also love biographies and I'm really interested in reading about the history of everyday items. As a result, I'm pretty much full of useless knowledge.

Movies: I will watch pretty much any comedy or horror movie no matter how stupid they look. And although I'm a big horror movie fan, I am kind of a pussy, so be prepared for me to scream like a girl. I'm not ashamed.

Television: I love TV. Especially super-cheesy 80's sitcoms, super-awesome 90's sitcoms... and super-British Britcoms from any era. Lately, I've been watching Archer, Bob's Burgers, American Dad, Modern Family, @midnight and so many reruns of 30 Rock, that I sometimes think I'm Liz Lemon.

And although I work in Reality TV, I never, ever watch it. Except Ghost Adventures because, well...that show is special.

Music: I tend to like alternative/nerd rock. Basically, if it's fun, it's in my iPod. ...although if it's crappy, it's probably in my iPod, too.

Food: I'm pretty adventurous when it comes to food--I'll try anything once. And a really delicious meal will make me happy for days.

Also: I. Love. Cheese. (It's a big problem.)
Six things I could never do without
My Friends
Wine & Cheese Nights
My ridiculously comfy sofa (Seriously, it will knock you out if you aren't careful.)
My Magic Toilet™
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm on an album cover. I can almost guarantee you have never seen it, but still... There you have it.
You should message me if're not an insane person.

That being said, I tend to like unusual, free-spirited guys. Guys who have a good/weird sense of humor and who can express themselves creatively. (Read: Hilariousness is exciting to me.)

I need a partner-in-crime; someone who is adventurous and up for anything, because I certainly am. (Read: Be fun!)

Physically, I'm pretty much open to anything. I tend to go for guys who are fit to average to thin.

And although I enjoy guys with tattoos & piercings and awesome crazy hair, I'm also a fan of the boys next door, too--and anything in between. I'm a nerd at heart, so be aware.

I guess what it boils down to is that I'm basically looking for someone who won't murder me in my sleep, but will at least attempt to when they know I'm having a shitty day. (It's the little things that count.)
The two of us