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My self-summary
I moved to LA a little over a year ago to work in music. I'm OG Floridian and although i come from the strangest and most criminal state in the union, i'm still a proud native son. Even though there are a few too many golf cart homicides and oxycontin prescriptions for kids with scraped knees, we all love each other at the end of the day and we show it in our own way (usually with psychosis linked to a meth bender).

ANYWAYS, sorry i get so sentimental, this is supposed to be about me! I am a pretty good guy. I'm great at stuff like hanging out, kicking it, chillaxing, etc. I can converse on most topics with some acumen and my time in the carnival taught me how to be at least a B-list grifter so I have plenty of great stories.

Anyways, im sure this is getting to be #TLDR for Our Lord the Internet so i'll stop gabbing now. Would love to make some new friends and maybe even take a pretty girl out. ;)
I’m really good at
Being lucky. I'm the luckiest guy alive. I guess that's why I'm on here looking for love.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm a dainty flower
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Adventure Time and I also like the sound of Tony Soprano breathing.
Six things I could never do without
Liquid, real cigs, my beard, country western music over easy, Prozac and a DVD of bob ross
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to stick it to the man
On a typical Friday night I am
fuck this prompt
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I make cats cry while singing Jolene
You should message me if
You wanna be a star
The two of us