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My self-summary
Yes, you can touch it.

Looking for a woman who hates to laugh.

It seems half the people on here are trying to hook-up and the other half are immediately trying to force falling in love. I'm kind of in the middle - just hangout and see what happens organically. I'm looking for friends in this new city more than anything.
Instagram: Caticorn (private but I'll add you)

I am a very dynamic person. I have high highs and low lows and bounce erratically between them. I enjoy deeply left and deeply right-brained activities and prefer crafts that most incorporate both. I'm looking for someone who can keep up more than anything.

Current relationship status:
What I’m doing with my life
Seizing the means of production from the bourgeoisie.
I’m really good at
Not talking to people for days at a time

Becoming obsessed with a particular subject and learning every little thing about it

Synths, computer music, general signal processing/generation



Befriending cats
The first things people usually notice about me
shoulders/chest, eyes, awkwardness
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music: Warpaint, The xx, The Mars Volta, Aphex Twin, Glassjaw, Bjork, The Postal Service, the Space Jam theme song, Regina Spektor, MGMT, Portishead, Daughter, Daft Punk, deadmau5, Lamb, Muse, Arcade Fire, Godspeed You! Black Emperor, Breakbeat Era

90's alternative, 80's synth pop, a lot of trance and D'n'B from '95-'05. House from all eras, from 80's italo-disco to 90's disco house to modern electro house.

Most recently I've been into 80's revival outrun/electro: Miami Nights 84, ActRazer, LazerHawk, Com Truise, et cetera. It is taking over my life.

Western Traditional: Debussey, Chopin, Philip Glass, Tchaikovsky, Beethoven. Chopin's Etudes and Glass's Metamorphosis go straight to my heart.

I have a thing for soundtracks to movies that I love. Going through my CDs is like seeing a list of my favorite movies.

Movies: Kung Fury, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Amelie, Drive, Two-lane Blacktop, Tree of Life, Over the Edge, Trash Humpers, Fight Club, Blade Runner, Pink Flamingos, Children of men, Clerks, anything Quentin Tarantino, anything Wes Anderson.

I'm in love with 80's sci-fi, especially gritty B-movies. Right now my favorite is a movie called The Hidden wherein a space alien comes to Earth to listen to speed metal while killing people with stolen Ferraris.

Books: The Dark Tower, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, Don't Sleep with Your Drummer, Ender's Game, Hairstyles of the Damned, Neuromancer, Chuck Palahnuik (Invisible Monsters and Choke being my favorites), Carl Sagan, H.P. Lovecraft, Dune, The Never-ending Story

TV: Twin Peaks, Rick and Morty, Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job!, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Eric Andre Show, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Big Cat Diary, QI, Adventure Time, Dirty Jobs, Mythbusters, Portlandia, Workaholics

The original American Gladiators is the best TV show in history. Not really up for debate.

Interactive Arts: Gone Home, Half Life 2, Borderlands, Fallout 3, Chrono Trigger, Final Fantasy 7, Portal, Antichamber, Bioshock, Mirror's Edge, too many vintage ones to mention here.

Food: Most things except red meat and seafood, and mushrooms (except for the right kind).
The six things I could never do without
Q-tips (Q-tips omg)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
People I love and/or miss
Trans-inclusive intersectional no-wave feminism
Everything else
On a typical Friday night I am
Having a crywank.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I love my little shitbox rattlebucket Miata more than life itself.

I think Reddit is really awful.
You should message me if
If you are a cat or if your message has meowing or cat puns of any type. Honestly if you don't like cats it's not going to work.

You are a movie and music person.

You get bonus points if you use Linux in any form.

If you voluntarily drive standard you are pretty much in.

You don't have to be a feminist but you cannot be anti-feminist.

You don't have to be a non-believer but I openly ridicule religion.