Playing tabletop games, especially d20.
Offering a unique perspective.
Being out of touch with the world
I would notice my eyebrows. I have bitchin fine eyebrows.
Oh! I know this now. That I'm an asshole. No, really. I have "Bitchy Resting Face" It is a serious condition.
3. Socks (clean and dry and soft, but never in bed)
5. Lack of Shame
How much I contradict myself, because words are bastards and I can't make up my mind until I say things out loud.
If I said the wrong thing 2 years or 5 minutes ago.
Fending off my cats.
Occasionally shaking my booty.
I have to restrain myself from sharing too many pictures of my cats.
I am a mix of knowledgeable and naive. Really can't stress this enough.
You wish me to
I wish too