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My self-summary
Tech loving, guitar playing, laughter inducing, politics chatting guy looking to meet someone to laugh at bad jokes with.

Sarcasm, intelligence, the ability to bullshit my way through a conversation on any subject even if I have no clue what I'm walking about ( I work in marketing, it's a skill you develop quite quickly) and being amused by simple things probably are the most defining things about me.
What I’m doing with my life
Currently earn my living telling CEO's that their company websites are awful and how they can improve them.

I Spend lots of time wishing I was better at playing guitar and then not actually practicing that much.

Currently engaged in a one man war with Netflix to try and watch everything on it ( this may be why I'm not practicing my guitar as much as I should).
I’m really good at
Cooking. Like seriously good.
Singing and guitar playing.
The first things people usually notice about me
My vestigial tail ( joke, I honestly have no clue what people usually notice about me).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food

Lots, big fan of Terry Pratchett, quite like John Steinbeck as well. Brett Easton Ellis, Mario Puzio and Charles Stros also figure quite heavily.


Comedy and Crime dramas are my staple T.V diet. Anything from Black books, to South Park, to Law and Order, Psyche and Criminal Minds. I like laughing and guessing "Who dunnit?"


Too many films to list. I have a 6ft tall bookcase FILLED with DVD's. It's easier to list the sort of films I don't like... there aren't many. I've got a soft spot for Disney, Pixar and Dreamworks films though. Toy Story, How to train Your Dragon and the Lion King. What's not to love?


I have an eclectic taste in music to say the least. Heavy Metal, Blues, Folk, Jazz, RnB all feature in my collection. In terms of Bands/ Artists, I love Richard Thompson, Graham Parker, Sonata Artica, Devil Driver, Seth Lakeman and Show of Hands.


I love Chilli con Carne and am damn good at cooking it. I I also love curry, Anything with spice in it really. Not so hot as to melt your eyeballs, but it's got to have a kick to it.

Basically I just enjoy cooking.
Six things I could never do without
I really like music, so I suspect if I lost my hearing I'd go insane. So pretty sure that counts as something I couldn't do without.

Other than that:

My Guitar, the internet, my other guitar, my kindle and my phone.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I tend to think about music and try and compose tunes in my head, think up things to write about and generally get lost in my imagination.
On a typical Friday night I am
Chowing down on some takeaway as I watch films with my mates. In bar in the city centre with mates. Or curled up with a book on my own/ watching netflix.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have yet to sit through "Muppet's Christmas Carol" without crying when Tiny Tim dies.
You should message me if
If you just want to chat. Seriously, just feel free to say hi =)
The two of us