When I go to work, I chase down cars on foot, drag the drivers out, kill them, and then take their cars to work. When I take a smoke break, I burn styrofoam and inhale the fumes. When I go hunting, I just stare at the deer. They follow me home and climb into my freezer. Because they know. They know.
Perhaps you would like to know a bit more about me? Who wouldn't, as I am as enticing as a Autumn Dawn, and as surprising as a flatulent mouse with a pink bow delivered to your office.
My looks. I have been described by some as a Human Adonis but perchance you would like some more descriptive details?
My police report description reads as follows:
The sexiest man alive
I'm known to be “Dangerously” Sexy, and a Class Five risk of seducing all arresting officers regardless of gender or species.