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My self-summary
I know what you're thinking. "Hey! That's the guy who was in The Dictator for like three seconds!" but I'm more than just a world-renowned star of the silver screen. I'm a human being, with, like, feelings and shit. So if you'd like to get to know that side of me, message me or whatevs.

I also sing in a band called Glass Lungs. We're pretty good. I think.
What I’m doing with my life
Building up my street cred with the Latin Kings.

Also: traveling (went to Japan for a couple weeks in May '14), recording music, doing odd jobs to pay the rent, contemplating trying out stand-up comedy, and writing a screenplay. Trying not to take myself too seriously. Keepin' the dream alive.
I’m really good at
- Singin'

- Writing comedy stuff

- Choosing great places to eat

- Playing basketball

- Drinking beer

- Free stylin'

- Shuffleboard

- Fighting bears
The first things people usually notice about me
Mah pretty eyes. Tattoos. And my really womanly legs. I don't know why they look the way they do. I've tried on several occasions to bulk 'em up a little bit but it just ain't happenin'.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: It always takes me a while to find something I'm interested in, but the ones I've read and enjoyed lately are "Women" by Charles Bukowski and "Nausea" by Jean-Paul Sartre, although "Nausea" took me a few tries, mainly because it's so cold and bleak. I like a lot of philosophical stuff. Howard Bloom's books are quite good. I just got into comics again also. Traditional shit. X-Men, Batman, Superman. Plus The Walking Dead. I'm a little bit of a nerd.

Movies: Whew, if I had to list them all, it would be tedious as hell. But as far as directors go, Paul Thomas Anderson (Boogie Nights is one of my favs of all time, if not #1) Tarantino, Scorsese, Spike Jonze, Wes Anderson, Guillermo Del Toro. Many more, but that's just top of my head. I like a lot of older films as well. Just got into Seijun Suzuki's stuff, and that's really cool. Jean-Luc Godard (A Woman Is a Woman and Band of Outsiders are pretty high on my list) Fellini and Hitchcock, of course.

Shows: Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, South Park, Portlandia, Arrested Development, Archer, Rick and Morty, Cosmos, MST3k. Anything Anthony Bourdain and Gordon Ramsay.

Music: Circa Survive, Circa Survive and uh...oh yeah. Circa Survive. In all seriousness, they've been my favorite band for going on eight years now. I really love every genre though. And I mean EVERY genre. From Motown to Death Metal and everything in between.

And I'm always a sucker for a sad pop ballad.

Food: Burritos, double bacon cheeseburgers, pizza, hot dogs, shawarma, sushi, banh mi, pad thai. I'll really eat anything. It's a mystery of science how I'm not fat. Good genes, I suppose.
Six things I could never do without
Music, Chipotle burritos, a lyric book, hot babez, good vibes and happy times.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Multiverse theory, robots, food, music...

...and boobies.
On a typical Friday night I am
Ogling some fine dames at the local sock hop, then off with my best buds to our favorite milkshake shoppe.

Or alone writing of the two.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have no idea. I usually tell everyone about what I do in my spare time. It's not that off the wall...or extremely exciting. I belt out some Lady Gaga and/or Adele in the shower though. I'd say that's kinda private.
You should message me if
you want to, babygurl.
The two of us