(HMU about the kidney thing though)
It's not just all about the "dollar dollar bills" for me, though. I've gained invaluable "life experience" in slowly growing desensitized to the horrors of the real world, as well as increasingly adept at hurling a crippling insult at someone who a) I've probably never met or b) probably doesn't deserve it. (Unless Diane is reading this, in which case...you keep your grubby little hooves off my red pens, you walking dumpster fire.)
Looking for D.B. Cooper.
I spend the rest of my spare time whipping "the guns" out 💪🏻💪🏻 (I hate myself for saying that), on my couch taking in varying media (Hulu, HBOGO, Netflix, etc.) or catching some Zzz'z (when I can). Occasionally, I eat.
As part of my job, I read. A lot. So I often have considerably more information on things happening all over the world than the average dickhead. Ask me anything about current events. Or about the former president of Turkmenistan. Seriously, you could ask me quite literally anything about either of those topics and my response would be the same: "Pass."
Movies: I'm a die hard Scharzenegger fan (It's my guilty pleasure), Avengers and all the movies leading to it, Batman Begins, Dark Knight, actually most comic book movies, Jurassic Park, Alien, Star Wars, way too many to list... I have a rather large collection of DVDs and Blu-ray movies.
TV: Smallville, Supernatural, Arrow, Doctor Who, Misfits, House, Family Guy, How I Met Your Mother, True Blood, Walking Dead, Dexter, Modern Family, Happy Endings, again too many to list
Food: Mexican, Italian, "American"
"Born: March 16, 1989"
"Died: In Your Arms Tonight*"
"*It must have been something you said."
Also, I'm ENFJ.
• You think I'm funny
• You think I'm cute
• You think YOU'RE cute
• You have any "fun facts" about the former president of Turkmenistan
• You know what happened to D.B. Cooper (fucking TELL ME!!)
• You feel uneasy about a list with an odd number of items on it, yet still have the fortitude to power through