29Madison, United States
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My self-summary
Looking for a nerd in the streets, but a geek in the comic sheets.

Open-minded, blunt, loyal, and sarcastic. Basically, you'll know upfront what kind of hot mess you're getting into with me.

I try not to take life too seriously. More often than not, I somehow manage to find humor and irony in even the darker things.

Translation: I swear like a sailor, make terrible jokes, and would like to meet the Bonnie to my Clyde.
What I’m doing with my life
Working full-time but writing and illustrating a graphic novel on the side.

Feel free to check it out:
I’m really good at
Computers, writing, illustrating, graphic design, and figuring out who that one actor was in that one thing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I have a metric fuckton of favorites, so you'll just have to make do with this sneak peek instead.

Books: Ghostwritten, American Psycho, Lost Horizon, etc.
Music: Little Dragon, A Perfect Circle, The Doors, etc.
Movies: Terminator 2, Watchmen, American Psycho, etc.
Shows: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia...

TL;DR: I like things.
Six things I could never do without
Pizza, Mexican food, Wisconsin cheese, and the realization that I've only listed food so far.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why fire ants aren't called spicy boys.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working at a job, for money. I'm a big fan of money. I like it, I use it, I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. I'd like to put more in that jar.
You should message me if
You live in a van down by the river.

You have a short story about your cat or your aunt's cat. Really any cat within the general vicinity. If you can just see a cat from afar, I'll accept it.

You don't have time for mind games. Jenga is an acceptable substitute.

You love that new book smell.

You want to have turf & turf, whiskey, a cigar, and consume all of it at the same time because you're a free American.
The two of us