29 Madison, United States
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My self-summary
I'm a pretty open minded individual. I know what I want out of life and I desire the same quality in a partner. I'm very straightforward and blunt, so you'll know what you're getting into with me. I don't have time for games. Jenga is a game, not my mind.

Feel free to send me a message. I'd prefer we get to know each other via messaging rather than trying to stuff every conceivable bit of info about myself into this "essay." My inbox is Sarcastica compatible.
What I’m doing with my life
Working full-time while writing and illustrating a comic book.
I’m really good at
Drawing, computers, and finding out who that actor was in that one thing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I listen to a lot of food, read a fuckton of movies, watch many books, and eat plenty of music. Too many to list here.
The six things I could never do without
I'm a slave to modern conveniences. Also pizza, Mexican food, whiskey, Wisconsin cheese, that new book smell...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The end of my shift and life's convoluted mysteries.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working at a job, for money. I'm a big fan of money. I like it, I use it, I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. I'd like to put more in that jar.
You should message me if
You don't live in a van down by the river. If you do message me, have fun with it. Send me a short story about your cat or something. Or your dog. Or your aunt's cat. If you have a racoon tell me about that too.

Also message me if you want to have turf & turf, whiskey, a cigar, and consume all of it at the same time because you're a free American.