29Madison, United States
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My self-summary
Looking for a nerd in the streets, but a geek in the comic sheets.

Open-minded, blunt, loyal, and sarcastic. Basically, you'll know upfront what kind of hot mess you're getting into with me.

I try not to take life too seriously. More often than not, I can somehow manage to find humor or irony in even the darker things.

Translation: I swear like a sailor, make terrible jokes, and would like to meet the Bonnie to my Clyde.
What I’m doing with my life
Working full-time but writing and illustrating a graphic novel on the side.
I’m really good at
Computers, writing, illustrating, graphic design, and figuring out who that one actor was in that one thing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I have a metric fuckton of favorites, so you'll just have to make do with this sneak peek instead.

Books: Ghostwritten, American Psycho, Lost Horizon, etc.
Music: Little Dragon, A Perfect Circle, The Doors, etc.
Movies: Terminator 2, Watchmen, American Psycho, etc.
Shows: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia...

TL;DR: I like things.
Six things I could never do without
Pizza, Mexican food, Wisconsin cheese, and the realization that I've only listed food so far.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why fire ants aren't called spicy boys.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working at a job, for money. I'm a big fan of money. I like it, I use it, I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. I'd like to put more in that jar.
You should message me if
You live in a van down by the river.

You have a short story about your cat or your aunt's cat. Really any cat within the general vicinity. If you can just see a cat from afar, I'll accept it.

You don't have time for mind games. Jenga is an acceptable substitute.

You love that new book smell.

You want to have turf & turf, whiskey, a cigar, and consume all of it at the same time because you're a free American.
The two of us