Open-minded, blunt, loyal, and sarcastic. Basically, you'll know upfront what kind of hot mess you're getting into with me.
I try not to take life too seriously. More often than not, I somehow manage to find humor and irony in even the darker things.
Translation: I swear like a sailor, make terrible jokes, and would like to meet the Bonnie to my Clyde.
Feel free to check it out:
Books: Ghostwritten, American Psycho, Lost Horizon, etc.
Music: Little Dragon, A Perfect Circle, The Doors, etc.
Movies: Terminator 2, Watchmen, American Psycho, etc.
Shows: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia...
TL;DR: I like things.
You have a short story about your cat or your aunt's cat. Really any cat within the general vicinity. If you can just see a cat from afar, I'll accept it.
You don't have time for mind games. Jenga is an acceptable substitute.
You love that new book smell.
You want to have turf & turf, whiskey, a cigar, and consume all of it at the same time because you're a free American.