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My self-summary
Help, I'm trapped on this website

I'm an introverted person who loves movies, podcasts, and fast food. Sometimes I leave my home. I do like going to bars and concerts and junk. I have a dry sense of humor, but also I'm a dad, so you get puns.

Some things:
- I am a full time parent.
- Grudgingly employed.
- I'm very progressive, pro-feminist, pro-LGBT rights, anti-war, etc etc. If you voted for guys with Rs next to their name, don't bother

I can come off as a curmudgeon, but I do have an optimistic view of people and stuff

You should say hi.
What I’m doing with my life
Parenting. Coping with anxiety.

Working in sales and it isn't fun.

Just trying to make it all come together.
I’m really good at
- Making lists of things to do, things I like, things I need, etc.
- Making plans, but not necessarily seeing them through.
- Worrying, living in a state of constant panic.
The first things people usually notice about me
Curly hair, pretty tall.

People usually perceive me as quiet and possibly standoffish at first, until I make some weird comment.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I'm trying to read more this year. I recently read Lord of the Rings, as well as a few of the new Star Wars canon novels. Currently reading Lovecraft Country by Matt Ruff. My to-read books for the rest of the year includes Modern Romance by Aziz Ansari, American Gods, Mindy Kaling's Why Not Me, and restarting The Wheel of Time and The Dark Tower.

Movies: Horror, westerns, sci-fi, and kung fu generally rule. Some overall favorites: The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly; Back to the Future; It Follows; A Girl Walks Home Alone At Night; Whiplash; An American Werewolf In London

Shows: Bojack Horseman, The Mindy Project, The Office, Casual, Master of None, Brooklyn Nine Nine, Scream Queens, Fresh Off The Boat, Stranger Things, The Good Place, etc. All time: Scrubs, The Simpsons, Breaking Bad, and HIMYM.

Music: I don't stick much to any one genre. Lately I've been on an alt-country kick. I love hip hop too. Anyway, favorite artists include: Taking Back Sunday, Old 97s, Kendrick Lamar, Dance Gavin Dance, Bloc Party, A Tribe Called Quest, Chance The Rapper, Jay-Z.

Food: Yes please.
Six things I could never do without
Entertainment, sunshine, coffee, a dishwasher, smartass contrarian remarks, and I know it's lame to put food here but food.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Life's myriad of little annoyances.

Social issues: racism, sexism, homophobia, general injustice.

oxford shoes, oxford commas, your oxen died fording the river.
On a typical Friday night I am
Typically at home with the kiddo watching a movie until I fall asleep. On fun occasions, out making my friends groan with dad jokes.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I tear up at kids movies, it's silly.

If I have a wedding it will mainly be for the food.
You should message me if
- You're passionate about movies. Bonus points for horror and/or Kurosawa.

- Your drinks are coffee, beer, water, and occasionally whiskey.

- You are a kid at heart.

- For that matter, you also love kids.

- You are Daria. I know that contradicts what I just said. One or the other.

- You're up for a random conversation. Go on now, message me!
The two of us