27Emeryville, United States
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My self-summary
Life is a little hectic at the moment. I am a full time entertainer which surprisingly makes meeting genuine people a bit difficult.
What I’m doing with my life
Lets, work, work and oh yeah - more work. I do a lot of performing down near Fisherman's Wharf and am currently working on my stage show, which will be premiering in the winter months. I am determined to succeed in my life and I love to have people around me with similar mentalities.
I’m really good at
Dealing with people. I can talk about most anything to anyone.
The first things people usually notice about me
Typically I meet people in very strange ways. I like to make life interesting so it could be a multitude of things. If you have read my profile you know how I met my previous roommate - and that is just one of many fun (or at least I like to think so) stories!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I could easily cop out on this answer because I pride myself on variety. I like everything ranging from Disney classics to modern mind warp movies such as Inception and Fight Club.

I like to try new food as much as possible. I have a lot of international friends who expose me to their culture's cuisine - from chickens' feet to authentic Ramen noodles.

Actually, this might be easier: I will list some of my favorites, and if anything hits a chord with you let me know! i tend to be a lot more forgiving than most and have many more favorites than I do things I hate (forever the optimist).


Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium
Most Tim Burton films
Django Unchained
Most Hitchcock Films
Classic Disney
Black Swan

Face Off (guilty pleasure, blame my best friend)


Stephen King
Dean Koontz
Neil Gaiman
Alan Moore
(I am also a sucker for how to books on just about everything)

Anything good but my favorites are:

Korean Rice Noodles
Sushi and Sashimi
Six things I could never do without
A deck of cards
My 20s newsboy hat
My crazy cat Dexter
Someone to laugh at my magic tricks and cheesy jokes
My giant collection of magic books
A copy of Sophocles' Oedipus, so I can read it over and over again and wonder why I feel the need to keep torturing myself
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Magic and performing. The most random things give me new ideas for possible jokes or even illusions.
On a typical Friday night I am
Sadly I work all day Friday: I typically get home around eight and then collapse into a giant puddle, at which point my cat decides to plant himself on top of the lump that once was his owner and we both go to sleep.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I try to keep personal things off of the internet (okay fine, that does sound like a cop out) but I'm sure I can think of something...

My best friend and I once got a noise complaint and the cops were called because we were talking about Greek tragedy too loudly (this is a point of pride with her, but we were in my apartment and the manager was PISSED). It's wildly nerdy but not something I tell many people.
You should message me if
You get why my invisible zebra is named Mortimer.

You can teach me something about art, science or theater (I love to talk and learn about classics. If you can teach me something about anything from Shakespeare to Sophocles I cannot guarantee that I will keep up but I will certainly be enthralled and will ask A LOT of questions).

You can tell me where the quote, "As an ancient Greek haberdasher once said: 'Euripides, Eumenides!'" is from (and understand why it's funny).

You have similar taste in books or movies.

Most of all if you are willing to have an intelligent and challenging conversation. I spend my life doing the talking on stage, so what I am really looking for is someone with something interesting enough to say that it'll shut me up.
The two of us