34Tacoma, United States
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My self-summary
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So let's start with a little fun quiz for you that will give me insight into our compatibility...(select one from each).

1. Tea or coffee?
2. Sunbathing in the sun or swimming?
3. Sweet or salty?
4. Bars or clubs?
5. Text or phone?
6. Red or white wine?
7. Money or adventure?
8. Movies or music?

As for me, let's start with the fact that I actually have a job, a car, and don't live in my Mom's basement. I wear socks that match and I am a confident, attractive and comedic person.

I shouldn't be telling you this, but I once lost a needle in a haystack and found it. When I go to Wendy's the entire menu changes to 99 cents. My carpet vacuums itself. Every day is my lucky day, probably because of my Irish genetics. I dance like I invented it. I party like it's 1999. My strengths outweigh my weaknesses. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a spatula, microwave, and a toaster oven. I'm a stellar hugger and a world class cuddler. I beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling. Mexican is my favorite food group. I bake 30 minute brownies in 20 minutes flat. Moms love me, and children want to grow up to be me. I always pick the most full and symmetrical Christmas trees. I'm a go-getta. I sleep once a day. Basically, I rock!

I bet I've got your attention now. My name is Chet, and most days of the week you can find me working as a sales manager and trainer. As someone who has always loved to make big decisions, help others, and meet new and interesting people every day, what could possibly be better? Well maybe just a few things...maybe you?

Ok now let's talk about you...

You are happy, compassionate, and reflexively kind. You are open to the world, extremely bright, FUNNY, and joy swims in the air around you. You take care of yourself and are fit and healthy. You enjoy food without too much guilt, or at least don't eat like a bird. I'm not seeking a twig. I like a woman to be healthy and strong, and enjoy having curves, even if they're small curves. You're outgoing, fun loving, smart, caring, and friendly. You should be able to drive conversation and keep me thinking instead of just sitting there looking pretty...don't get me wrong the looking pretty part is a plus :)

Do you think you have what it takes?
What I’m doing with my life
I do stunt work. Have you ever seen it in a movie when a hot actor has to reveal his naked ass? That’s my job. Ok not really, but I bet I've got your attention now. I'm really a sales manager and trainer; and the company I work for just made the top 25 businesses to work for in Seattle!
I’m really good at
Being patient with people, looking at the bright side of things, constantly making my friends and family laugh, and thumb wars.
The first things people usually notice about me
My smile and outgoing spirit.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: To Kill A Mockingbird, The Naked and the Dead, and anything for Dummies lol

Movies: Forrest Gump, We Were Soldiers, Dumb and Dumber, Wedding Crashers, Gladiator, and The Shawshank Redemption.

Shows: The Big Bang Theory, How I Met Your Mother, Happy Endings, The Walking Dead, some of the talent shows, and of course sports.

Music: Lately been on a reggae and soul kick, but I've got everything from Country, to Indie, to Hip hop on my Ipod...I just can't handle really hard rock because I don't see screaming as singing.

Food: Mexican and Italian are the faves, but will try anything at least once.
Six things I could never do without
1. My family
2. Tacos
3. My DVR...death to commercials lol
4. Singing in the car when nobody's listening
5. Peanut M&M's
6. The support of good friends
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My next big vacation or adventure and where that might be...any suggestions?
On a typical Friday night I am
Out with friends at a pub sharing drinks and laughs, trying to catch a good live music show, or just relaxing at home watching the game or a movie.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I like to preheat the bed with my electric blanket before I go to sleep. That way it's nice and cozy when I climb in for the night.
You should message me if
If you like what you read about me above and you'd like to learn more; and you're not a crazy cat lady or anything lol
The two of us